How would you take over the United States?

[SD67]

You got it all wrong all of you...

You start by giving women the vote. The fall is inevitable from there.

[Fender16]

I would take all of this:


And all of this:


And all of this:


And tell everyone to do as I say and they will be rewarded with the pictured items.

[CAP1]

henh... I posted this about 4 months ago..


If I was a terrorist working for a terrorist government and I wanted to destroy the American way of life, I wouldn’t use bombs and bullets to kill folks. Jezzus Freakin grapefruit, that’s too damn dangerous, I could get caught or killed (or both). American Citizens are armed, alert… and angry.boy o boy!! what a poor terrorist you'd make!! can't be a terrorist and worry about gettin caught!

So, no; hell no. Going toe to toe with the infidels will never work. The really good terroristia governments get real results and lay the blame where it can’t be found. Remember.. the Islamic terrorist manifesto is to destroy ‘western civilization’. Chucking airliners into skyscrapers live on CNN is a good attention getter; but modern terrorism isn’t just about dropping a few buildings and killing a few thousand Americans. Hell; there’s more’n 300 million of ‘em. (and more coming over their southern border every day)true, but then by the same token, even 7 years later, the majority of people still think of that image when they see an airliner above them.

So; here’s what I’d do if I was a terrorist government bent on destroying America.

Since American Presidents, Congressmen and Senators represent NOT the citizens that voted for them but rather the corporate entities and lobbyists that paid for their elections… I’d have my terrorist sponsors get control of the funds that feed the lobbyists. A few calls to a half a dozen or so interested (and wholly owned) Oil cartels should do the trick… every November we’ll own even more American Lawmakers.
 
Next, to get things rolling I’d give my puppet congressmen & women their marching orders and get legislation passed that makes it possible for foreign companies to get their products to America without them having to pay the same duties that American companies would have to pay to export their products over there. We’ll call it ‘Free Trade’.

Then, I’d make it legal for foreign government owned and subsidized businesses to compete with American companies for Defense Department contracts. This way, we can get a look at the plans for free before they even get their new radar or satellites into production…. And when they do go into production we can make sure they work like crap.now THIS one is truely scary

Of course, this kind of legislation quickly clears the way for the legal buy out by foreign investors of the majority of the now weakened American factories; plus we’d gain control of their manufacturing patents and machinery. You know; move the factories and the payrolls to foreign countries so there are no more good paying American factory jobs.

Then I’d sell the resulting massive foreign trade debt back to international banking cartels and finance firms owned outright by governments hostile to American interests. Anybody got China’s phone number handy?? I wonder if those gangster Russian Politicians would be interested in a little piece of the American Pie… oh, and fer cripes sakes, lets throw the Eurotards a bone too.. we’ll give ‘em those defense contracts on the new American Air Force Tanker…

This of course de-values the dollar so the price of EVERYTHING would go up even more. See?? Once we own their economy, their Tax base for the next 3 generations AND their lawmakers, we can get down to the real nitty gritty. Remember… the Mission is ‘Destroy the American Way of Life’….

Next, I’d make quality education un-affordable and public education laughable… because terrorists don’t like having educated folks around; it’s bad fer recruitment. Let’s give it a fancy stirring fanfare introduction and call it ‘No Child Left Behind’.

I’d make healthcare difficult to get, expensive as all hell and I’d make it easy for the insurance companies to deny claims and refuse treatment; let ‘em get away with outright murder… killing millions more Americans every year; but not before the foreign owned pharmaceutical and healthcare cartels soak them first for everything they own to pay for the prognosis and the meds.

And, since quality terrorism is kinda pricey I’d make it easy for my greedy wall street and corporate sponsors to make a fat profit on energy and food price speculation; doubling the cost of corn, rice, milk, meat and gas just to be sure we’re squeezing folks for every spare dime they can muster just to get to work … so they can get screwed for what’s left at the end of the week by the usurious payday loan sharks. Lets ‘de-Regulate’ Banking.

I’d make sure the borders stayed open and make it easy for illegal immigrants to compete with desperate Americans looking for a second job…. even the lowest paying hot dog jobs. Call it ‘Immigration Reform’.

Then, I’d enact legislation to intercept their phone calls, watch their bank accounts, monitor their emails and register their guns, then use THAT information to REALLY stick it to them.. We’ll call it ‘The Patriot Act’.

Of course, since the real target is the American Dream… the American Way Of Life; I’d then administer the coup’ de gras & change the ‘standard of living’ to a whole new level… they’ll call it ‘The New Standard of Desperation’… I’d run the credit card and payday loan interest rates up to triple digits, cripple the American Mortgage Banks by cutting off their access to re-insurance and then clear the way for foreign owned banks to foreclose on millions of American homes. Kick middle-class America right to the curb.

Lastly; after getting all that done, I’d give myself, my cartel & corporate sponsors and my lackey congressional millionaires the summer off, hand ‘em all a big ‘ol fat tax cut, make it permanent & sit back in the lap of luxury and entertain myself by watching the workin’ folks fight over the crumbs.

I wonder if the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner that was so proudly displayed on the USS Lincoln 5 years ago is still available. It’ll make a nice backdrop for the keynote speaker at the Islamic Jihad International Convention in Pakistan next year.

But, you know what?? We live in the United States of America. Thank the Lord; Jeezus. And, the people that we've been electing for the last 4 decades to represent us and protect us would never EVER let anybody get away with that,, would they?   

i remember reading this one. seems some of this stuff is already here?

[CAP1]

You don't need force of arms.. power in washington is MONEY. If every workingman in this country that was in debt declared bankruptcy in the next month; the government would fall.

If the rat bastardos in washington bail out the corporate debt, then americans should bail out on their debts too. The government now owns AIG.. the bankruptcy's would have to be absorbed by the feds.. via AIG since AIG insures those loans and the credit card debt.

Better than a Tax revolt.. bankruptcy is legal.

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soooo.......since the govt is bailing out business's that are being poorly run, does that mean that i can go buy a brand new tow truck that i cannot afford for about 70k, and all brand new shop equipment, and of course my own cessna 182 complete with glass cockpit & training? then when i can't pay the bills, ask uncle boosh for some help, and get all that paid for?

[Bodhi]

soooo.......since the govt is bailing out business's that are being poorly run, does that mean that i can go buy a brand new tow truck that i cannot afford for about 70k, and all brand new shop equipment, and of course my own cessna 182 complete with glass cockpit & training? then when i can't pay the bills, ask uncle boosh for some help, and get all that paid for?

No, you get to go ask the 535 stunninghunks in Congress.  Promise to give them backing in the next election, and you're in like flint.

[lazs2]

can't happen.. we are all armed (except the metrosexuals) and have a constitution that protects individual rights and a supreme court to protect those rights as they were written.

No one in their right mind would change any of those things.

lazs

[33Vortex]

With money you can buy a politician, kinda like betting on a horse. Then use money to put pressure on political processes to tip them in your favor. Basically you can run a country this way and never be held responsible for anything as it's all money under the table. Best way to make money? Run a bank... then you might get into the exclusive club of owners of the Federal Reserve, which there really isn't anything federal about. It's owned by bank corporations and run in their interest, forget about what's best for the economy or country as a whole, nevermind the people. It's all about the banks. It's all about the $$$$$$. It's all about interest rates.