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Offline SD67

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Banking crisis hits Japan!
« on: October 09, 2008, 06:49:38 AM »
Following the problems with Lehmann Bros and the sub-prime lending market in the USA uncertainty has now hit Japan.
 
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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Offline MotleyCH

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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 06:50:55 AM »
 :D

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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 06:58:41 AM »
Man, and i thought banks in America are having isues.
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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 07:27:11 AM »
 :D
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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2008, 07:31:01 AM »
That is pretty good.    :rofl
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Offline Xasthur

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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 08:31:09 PM »
Hahaha, nice one SD
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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 08:58:08 PM »
 :lol

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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 09:53:41 PM »
Banks are nice.

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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008, 10:36:29 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :aok
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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2008, 05:16:47 AM »
I'mma KILL ya!


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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2008, 06:11:35 AM »
 :rofl :rofl
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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2008, 06:22:19 AM »
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Re: Banking crisis hits Japan!
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2008, 12:23:59 AM »
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