I could use some advice...

[Curlew]

What side did you lay your outboard on, depending on the motor one specific side (port or starboard) has to be up when you have it tilted out of the water, if you have it on the wrong side or not on either side at all you will drip oil, check your users manual.

<3 Your friendly nieghborhood sailor 

[texasmom]

Curlew, I didn't take you for the kind of fella that would sign off with a heart.

[Curlew]

Curlew, I didn't take you for the kind of fella that would sign off with a heart.

Dear im a sailor, love for my fellow man is part of the package....

just kidding

[glock89]

I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble".   

Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body.  Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment!