Even more shocking than the first time this was posted... http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,249538.0.html
The best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff: $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$
If you've ever had run a 40-man WoW raid, you'd understand why you'd want to raid by yourself.