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Offline lasersailor184

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2008, 09:55:15 PM »
Psh, sidemount counterclockwise. 
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Offline MoeRon

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2008, 10:26:38 PM »
That's Clarence Oveur. Over
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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2008, 02:59:01 AM »
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2008, 04:01:06 AM »
Over if the missus puts it on. If i do it its a 50/50 chanse it will be under.
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Offline DiabloTX

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2008, 04:44:05 AM »
TP is sooooo crude.

Bidet's all the way.
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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2008, 05:31:08 AM »
is great that the O club is now dealing with the tissues that Matter  hehe.

Over deffo.

« Last Edit: October 25, 2008, 07:00:25 AM by Bruv119 »
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Offline Angus

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2008, 06:54:57 AM »
BTW,which hand do you use to wipe, the left or right?
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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2008, 07:54:24 AM »
Quote from: DiabloTX on October 25, 2008, 04:44:05 AM
TP is sooooo crude.

Bidet's all the way.

We have one too; I hate pooping away from home now.
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Offline dyna76

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2008, 08:41:56 AM »
 :devil........I buy the good stuff like Charmin for me, then when company comes over i switch it with the generic type. If you dont wrap it at least 8 times around your hand, there is a good chance your hand or a finger busts through and you are left sitting there wondering if you got poop on yourself..................... :rofl
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Offline Dago

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2008, 09:17:01 AM »
TP is designed to go over the top, just look at any that has a pattern printed on it and you can see the print only shows in an over the top presentation.
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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2008, 12:46:29 PM »
Over the top when company comes over shows a yuppie perfectionist side of you. Under shows the lazy slob side. And using leaves just shows the nasty hillbilly side. Just put it on the floor within reach. :rock
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Offline stroker71

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2008, 01:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Dago on October 25, 2008, 09:17:01 AM
TP is designed to go over the top, just look at any that has a pattern printed on it and you can see the print only shows in an over the top presentation.

You must spend alot of time in the bathroom...I have never noticed that before.  When I was married my wife and I got in a huge fight over which way the TP was to be put on.  I didn't care,  I do my biz, wipe and flush...who cares how it came off the roll.  We got in huge fights over how I folded the towels too....hence the reason I am divorced.
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Offline glock89

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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2008, 01:35:04 PM »
Quote from: stroker71 on October 25, 2008, 01:32:05 PM
You must spend alot of time in the bathroom...I have never noticed that before.  When I was married my wife and I got in a huge fight over which way the TP was to be put on.  I didn't care,  I do my biz, wipe and flush...who cares how it came off the roll.  We got in huge fights over how I folded the towels too....hence the reason I am divorced.
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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2008, 02:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Holden McGroin on October 24, 2008, 08:40:39 PM
Mines on the inside of a cabinet door and threaded thru a slot of the door.

Gotta  go over the top to line up with the slot.

Wow, great idea! Now where's my jigsaw?
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Re: Bathroom tissue
« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2008, 03:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Bruv119 on October 25, 2008, 05:31:08 AM
is great that the O club is now dealing with the tissues that Matter  hehe.

Over deffo.



That's like blaming the dog for not cranking out puppies after you cut his nuts off.  :aok
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