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Offline VonMessa

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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2008, 06:43:37 AM »
Well Ive made it 50 years pounding the ground getting where I need to without go into Sallys nails and getting a toe job by a guy named Johnny Cakes. Maybe I could live with it if a woman did it but even then I'd think about the $ I spent on toes that were going to end up in work boots all the time anyways.

I will however proudly say in this forum that when it comes to giving a woman a foot massage I am the Foot Master. Ive been chased down the street by female hordes begging for foot massages.

Mom does have a point, though.

I don't know about other branches of service but, in the Army, foot care is in the top 5 of important pieces of equipment to look after.

Keeping feet warm, dry, blister/fungus free, no ingrown nails and problem free, in general, is an integral part of soldiering.

Battles have been won or lost on the condition of the Army's feet.  A soldier that cannot hump from battlefield to battlefield, is of no use.

In addition, having to make a trip to sick-call for ill maintained feet in the US Army is an infraction punishable by Article 15, depending on how bad they are or how badly they have been neglected.

Pedicures are not to effeminate once one considers that ingrown toenails are casued 90% of the time by clipping the nails too short.

Carrying over this crazy habit from Army life has not hurt me one bit.  I always make they are clean and dry, and have some foot powder on them before they get stuffed into a work boot.

Lastly, the human foot has more nerve endings per square inch than any other body part.  They register pain or pleasure more intensely than  any other appendage.  That is why these women chase after you.   That is also why Reflexologists get away with charging exorbitant sums of money.  Why wouldn't one take care of them?

Keeping that in mind, there is nothing "girly" about keeping all of your "equipment" in fighting trim.
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Re: Manicures & Pedicures
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2008, 07:56:03 AM »
What better way to traverse your lovely pine barrens?

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in one of these of course!!


this was our third pass over the carranza memorial, as seen by our cadets on the ground. there's more pics on my hd at home, including the other cessna that was with us. this one was the final pass, so rather than fly a loose formation as we had in the previous two passes, these were low, high speed(sorta) passes.
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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2008, 08:01:33 AM »
Mom does have a point, though.

I don't know about other branches of service but, in the Army, foot care is in the top 5 of important pieces of equipment to look after.

Keeping feet warm, dry, blister/fungus free, no ingrown nails and problem free, in general, is an integral part of soldiering.

Battles have been won or lost on the condition of the Army's feet.  A soldier that cannot hump from battlefield to battlefield, is of no use.

In addition, having to make a trip to sick-call for ill maintained feet in the US Army is an infraction punishable by Article 15, depending on how bad they are or how badly they have been neglected.

Pedicures are not to effeminate once one considers that ingrown toenails are casued 90% of the time by clipping the nails too short.

Carrying over this crazy habit from Army life has not hurt me one bit.  I always make they are clean and dry, and have some foot powder on them before they get stuffed into a work boot.

Lastly, the human foot has more nerve endings per square inch than any other body part.  They register pain or pleasure more intensely than  any other appendage.  That is why these women chase after you.   That is also why Reflexologists get away with charging exorbitant sums of money.  Why wouldn't one take care of them?

Keeping that in mind, there is nothing "girly" about keeping all of your "equipment" in fighting trim.

this might not be the same, but in the past month, i've gone through 2 ingrown toenails......u would NOT believe how much they hurt. i could barley walk with the one on my big toe. wondering now, if doing this would hepl prevent that............
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« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2008, 11:50:47 AM »
Please don't hijack the thread with useless posts about engines and army talk.

This is about being a metro and any metro knows repeated ingrown toe nails (Eww!) is a symptom of buying shoes that are too narrow.  That's why you should buy flip-flops, especially when you are sporting those hot new bell-bottom or flared jeans.  Abercrombie & Fitch, the place to shop, guys!
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« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2008, 11:55:11 AM »
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« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2008, 12:04:19 PM »
Please don't hijack the thread with useless posts about engines and army talk.

This is about being a metro and any metro knows repeated ingrown toe nails (Eww!) is a symptom of buying shoes that are too narrow.  That's why you should buy flip-flops, especially when you are sporting those hot new bell-bottom or flared jeans.  Abercrombie & Fitch, the place to shop, guys!

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« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2008, 12:36:58 PM »
Last time I had anything near a Pedicure was kickin my dog in the arse barefooted...

Worked for me and got the dog to listen too.

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« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2008, 01:31:42 PM »
in one of these of course!!
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this was our third pass over the carranza memorial, as seen by our cadets on the ground. there's more pics on my hd at home, including the other cessna that was with us. this one was the final pass, so rather than fly a loose formation as we had in the previous two passes, these were low, high speed(sorta) passes.


Smart ass   :D
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Re: Manicures & Pedicures
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2008, 02:40:57 PM »

Smart ass   :D


LOLOLOL.

that was a fun flight too. i'll try to see if i can find any of the other pics if ya want......
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« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2008, 07:59:33 PM »
Doesn’t this entire thread violate the, “DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL” policy?
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« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2008, 08:04:46 PM »
Doesn’t this entire thread violate the, “DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL” policy?
quite maybe, but at least it's not about politics, or religion :rofl
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« Reply #41 on: October 31, 2008, 04:42:29 PM »
Please don't hijack the thread with useless posts about engines and army talk.

This is about being a metro and any metro knows repeated ingrown toe nails (Eww!) is a symptom of buying shoes that are too narrow.  That's why you should buy flip-flops, especially when you are sporting those hot new bell-bottom or flared jeans.  Abercrombie & Fitch, the place to shop, guys!

I did my best to keep in line with this thread by discussing my waxing preferences and all it got me was a one week ban. :lol

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« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2008, 06:15:29 PM »
The only way I would even consider getting such a thing done is if it was done by someone that looks and dresses like this pic from one of the "Wednesday Babe" threads.



Then I might consider it. MAYBE

Change that I would definitely let her.
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« Reply #43 on: October 31, 2008, 09:26:24 PM »
^^^^^
God bless America.  :salute

I've worked construction jobs, been on road maintenance crews, and have been in the military.  I ain't no limp wristed metro, by any stretch of the imagination.  Having a pedicure done is like getting a new pair of feet.  TXMom, is right they are your feet, you should take care of them.  My views on men getting manicures is pretty similar.  The image is of someone who is paying attention to the little details, taking care of themselves, and wanting to present a good image of themselves toward others.

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Re: Manicures & Pedicures
« Reply #44 on: October 31, 2008, 10:45:48 PM »
More than once a week?

Korean or Vietnamese?

Buff and/or trim only?

Flip flops with jeans?



Once a month a mani & pedi, when I take the little girl in for ladybug nails*( last time was red w/black dots, this time will be yellow w/green dots)

young Viet chick; keeps giving me her home phone number.  what is up with that?

Buff & trim; no clear-coat & absolutly no polish (why do they keep saying "pick your color" to me?)

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