Well Geez!!!
Molasses gives me the screamin trots too..
Being as Turkey day is around the corner..
It is a valid topic!!! MMMmmm, Feast time!!!
My family's pumpkin pie is VERY rich..
Sweet, spicey, delicious, good stuff man..
But mom's ancient recipe uses Molasses..
Without it, there is just somethin MISSIN!!!
Every year, after a couple pieces of that pie..
I get that cramp in lower intestine, (you know the one)..
So I make sure to be near the bathroom...
Its just pure concentrated sweet/spicyness
gets me EVERY time... LOL...
Maybe his description was too graphic?

RC