You will never see a SAPP pilot running from his plane. One of his Sworn Oaths is to protect the blender at all cost. The blenders are hard-mounted so their torque can be harnessed for certain moves. The hard mounting means you can't leave the plane on short notice. That is why, if you see a 38 pilot in his crashed plane, he always looks to be standing at the urinal. He is in fact protecting the blender by means which can't be discussed outside of SAPP Headquarters located in Grapevine Texas.
