http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4x1ORED5uY cause of this
Hmmm... i think i want to be a guitar when i grow up.
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I've got friends that play that all the time... then they'll ask me if I play, and I of course respond 'No, but I play the guitar'... and I tend to just get weird looks.