Blah, Blah, Blah

[FLOTSOM]

As spokesman for BLAHDIBALH, I concur with this statement.

As spokesman for the ever dominant BLAH BLAH BLAH i must concur with your concur!

now we shall send to you forthwith an ambassador from the great and benevolent BLAH BLAH BLAH society to come to terms with our brothers in the great BLAHDIBALH society over the planning and execution of first embargoing then quarantining and finally subjugating the wimpy powers of chirp chirp chirp.

we shall destroy all means of self support sheep gathering and shepherding of the flocks that they must utilize in order to survive. by this means we shall starve them of farm yard animal recreation until they submit unconditionally to our terms.

our terms are simple they shall immediately free their people and allow them the right to vote, providing that they vote only for who we want them to vote for and are only as free as we tell them they may be!

then once they have been subjugated and are now towing the coalition BLAH BLAH BLAH/BLAHDIBALH rope we shall use them as cannon fodder in our war against the hienous and deplorable Blaugh Blaugh Blaugh society!

we shall use the excuse that we are seeking out weapons of mass defarmification as our grounds for the invasion! obviously they have some form of diabolical secret weapons, they have just publically threatened to employ them against our beloved flocks of sheep. they are so vile they would destroy all of our loving live stock, right don't to the fuzzy and friendly ferrets!

they must be completely destroyed with no quarter given! well at least no quarter given until we are fresh out of chirp chirp chirp bodies to feed into the grinder, after that we shall negotiate some form of uneasy peace with them until we get a chance to undermine their government by provoking civil unrest amongst its inhabitants. then we shall create some lame excuse that we spoon feed to the press to once again invade them and completely crush them and their weak kung-fu!

<SALUTE> to our newest allies at BLAHDIBALH!

Long live the (who is ruling there now?...oh yeah that's right...) Long live the Sheep Queen!

FLOTSOM

p.s. dickbong and JAGED good to see you guys are on board! couldnt possibly consider a war over BLAH without ya!

[oakranger]

this will be a ugle war, i can see it happen.  Chirp Chirp Chirp will die but take many of BLAHDIBALH with us. 

[FLOTSOM]

this will be a ugle war, i can see it happen.  Chirp Chirp Chirp will die but take many of BLAHDIBALH with us. 

thats ok, im not having any issue of conscience with this.

oops.....

what i ment to say was that we of the BLAH BLAH BLAH would be grieviousely saddened by the loss of any of our brothers in the BLAHDIBALH society. but the sacrifice must be made! it is for the greater good! its for the love of the SHEEP! it must be what it must be! (as long as it be them first!)

  to those brave lads of the BLAHDIBALH who will fall in this ugly war of the farmyard

[NEARY]

But you forget that we always keep a willing supply of sheep well concealed for just such an occasion. A cow, though adequate in a pinch, would require the use of a step ladder which is forbidden after the great whowasit broke his neck in a fall from said device in a moment of extreme ecstasy.

Who is this Neary squeaking in the wings? And why does he persist in viewing dumb people?

And please do not defecate, deficate, or whatever in our direction or we will be forced to unleash our secret weapon that will leave your fields barren of sheep, cows, and even the occasional ferret.

And might I remind you, blaugh blaugh blaugh, blaugh blaugh, blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh.

Nuff Said!

cause squeeeking is better than blahing..... but only by a lil

[FLOTSOM]

cause squeeeking is better than blahing..... but only by a lil

and onother country heard from!!!!

well while we are on the march to destroy the chirp's we will make it a point to stop by your barns and relieve you of your sheep and donkeys just to let you know how it is in the world for those who choose to be squeakers!

see ya soon!

[Stixx]

Thus it has come to pass that the world be plunged into the darkness of war over the purity of the blah.

May no sheep, chirp, cow, or squeek be pardoned the darkness that approaches.

For I say cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of blaugh.

May the eternal soulful one have mercy on our blahs.

[RTR]

Yea though I walk through the valley of Blah,
I shall fear no Blah Blah.

For thine is the blahdom of Blah Blahbbity Blah

Blah blah blah blah..BLAH BLAH!

God Blah you all and keep you Blahed.

RTR

Oh, and you are all post potatoes.

[oakranger]

OK, before we start this war, who is on what side.  We got chirp chirp chrip, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH, BLAHDIBALH, and squeeek squeeeeek squeeeeeeeeeek. 

chirp chirp chrip are ready to wipe out all existences of BLAHDIBALH.  My warriors are lurking behind every trees ready to kill unwary foe.     

[Banshee7]

moo?

[Meatwad]

SEMPRINI

[FLOTSOM]

Yea though I walk through the valley of Blah,
I shall fear no Blah Blah.

For thine is the blahdom of Blah Blahbbity Blah

Blah blah blah blah..BLAH BLAH!

God Blah you all and keep you Blahed.

RTR

Oh, and you are all post potatoes.

Well now that there is a war in the mix and millions of sheep lives are hanging in the balance RTR decides to finally make a reappearance in the thread that he started.

so how do you feel mister instigator? huh? tell me how does it feel to know that because you had to take it upon yourself to start a thread dragging into the light the differences between BLAH BLAH and BLAH BLAH BLAH that the entire world is now on the brink of war? do you feel happy? is this the kind of person your mom raised you to be?

well i hope your happy with yourself!

and i really hope that as the war starts and the sheep and all other forms of warm and fuzzy animals disappear from the world that you are one of the first to be deprived of the warmth of fresh wool against your bare flesh in the barnyard moonlight! may your winters be cold you instigator of the BLAH WARS!

OK, before we start this war, who is on what side.  We got chirp chirp chrip, BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH, BLAHDIBALH, and squeeek squeeeeek squeeeeeeeeeek. 

chirp chirp chrip are ready to wipe out all existences of BLAHDIBALH.  My warriors are lurking behind every trees ready to kill unwary foe.     

well the chirp are going to be the world Biotches!! they will be easily rooted out from behind every tree (especially the oaks), because we plan on blowing up every tree in the land of chirp and turning it into one giant parking lot! i would turn it into grazing land but we already have all your fuzzy warm animals so you wont need any grass.

but you could save yourself this fate, yes because i am generous and kind like that i will give you the opportunity to save yourselves.

its easy, just attack the Blaugh Blaugh Blaugh now before they have a chance to prepare themselves. destroy them and we will be lenient upon you and your fellow chirps.

if you do well against them then maybe we will allow you to invade the squeakers after, we may even be persuaded to allow you to keep some of their sheep as booty when you defeat them. of course it will only be the old and crippled disease infested sheep, but hey that's better than no sheep at all.

it is your only chance for survival, make your decision wisely!

[oakranger]

chirp does not negotiate on those terms Flotsom, and you underestimate the chrip.  We want to destroy the BLAHDIBALH.  You do what you want to Blaugh Blaugh Blaugh and squeakers.  But be careful, your over confidence may be your weakness and we just maybe allied with Blaugh Blaugh Blaugh and squeakers. 

And we don't need sheep, they are no good to us

[klingan]

Right at this moment, the almighty Sheep Queen of BLADIBALH is drawing up plans to slaughter the renegades called the chirp chirp chirps.

This plan will be so powerfull that after we make the Chirp chirp chirps bow down to us, the Blaugh blaugh blaugh and the squeakers will be to afraid to amount any form of defence.

Ill keep the BLAH BLAH BLAH informed when new updates are available.

[cpxxx]

Wow, this thread went BLAD very quickly. Skuzzy isn't it time for BLANs to be handed out? The language here is BLAHDY awful.