My woman gave me a massage this morning.. with a happy ending.
Wonder what she wants 
Or what did she break?
I find its usually one or the other.
Does it matter?
Your going to either let her get it.
Or forgive her for it anyway.
Cause you know if you dont do either.
You and I know very well.
Thats the last massage with happy ending you will be getting for a while.
And it will be your fault.
Because it always your fault.
Women are the only creatures on earth that can get a man to apologize for something THEY(the woman) did wrong.