6 Thruths of Life

[Latrobe]

Got this in an email and thought it was pretty neat.








6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.







2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.





3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.





4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.









5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

[Newman5]

Son of a....ya got me.   

[1pLUs44]

 

[zoozoo]

 

[007Rusty]

 

[SSgtHam]

Thanks for calling me an idiot, Latrobe.  That helps my self esteem a lot.

[Angus]

I once found this little scrap of paper with some small text in my clothes drawer. It read:
"Hi! I am a creature from outer space. I have just transformed myself into this little scrap of paper. Right now I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling. Now would you please pass me to someone else, because I am really H0*ny. Thanks"