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Offline mechanic

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Friday jokes
« on: November 28, 2008, 01:20:57 PM »
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the  Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I  will grant you
one wish. "

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can  ride
over anytime I want."  The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think
of the enormous  challenges for that kind of undertaking; the Supports
required  reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it
would  take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take  a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time.  Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent  treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

 



made me laugh, got any to share that wont get us locked? :)
And I don't know much, but I do know this. With a golden heart comes a rebel fist.

Offline nirvana

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Re: Friday jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 05:44:01 PM »
 :lol I don't but thanks for that one.
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Offline mechanic

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Re: Friday jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 10:52:32 PM »
i laughed when i got sent it too :)

got another:

A man comes home late at night after blowing off dinner with his wife to have drinks with the boys. Obviously she is angry and gives him an ear full when he crawls in. After a heated argument she ask him
" How would you like to not see me for a couple of days?"
Not believing his luck the man accepts and says it would suit him just fine. So there it was.
 On monday he didnt see her at all. On tuesday he did not see her at all either. On wednesday he still couldnt see her then finaly on thursday morning the swelling went down enough to see out of his left eye.

And I don't know much, but I do know this. With a golden heart comes a rebel fist.

Offline glock89

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Re: Friday jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 10:56:12 PM »
 :rofl :rofl
Fear and death in the wings, in thrall of those fallen from grace
Petty is as petty does, witness the mass disgrace.