Just for fun, this is my e-mail signature:
"How you could possibly expect to get a happy handshake and a cookie after calling us facists and Stalinists is beyond me." -John "SUPERFLY" Guytan
"Uh, yeah, hey buddy. I'll have a triple cheeseburger, and a large fries, and uh...do you sell pants?" -Peter Griffin
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." -Erwin Rommel
"If I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. If I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Dom Hélder Câmara
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." -Albert Einstein
"I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
"No need to worry, the Swedish pilots in German aircraft with US propellers will make the Soviets think twice before attacking this Finnish base in Sweden with their American bombers." -Kurt Berger