I have seen all these expensive simpits for you folk in the chinks, so I thought I would let the other under-funded cartoon pilots know they are not alone! I am going to start it off with a picture of me last night, trying to figure out the top speed of my pony.

(Side note: It is about -6 degrees Celsius outside, and <exaggeration> a little above that inside</exaggeration>)
Post pics of your own pathetic simpits here.