And they say cats are dumb. You can't train a cat. I have two cats that could put any dog to shame playing fetch.
I got a 22 pound cat named tiger "my tigga" that puts our dogs to shame, and the neighbors... They wonder why there's dog poo in their yard but not ours... it's Tigers doing

(no, he doesn't eat the poop, he attacks the dogs, they're terrified of him.

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