In that case I have the 2nd here's you sign for 2009.
I was paying my tab at the bar last night and handed the bartender (a guy who has known me for 3 years now) my debit card. Several other people were tabbing out as well so he had 3-4 cards at the register. As he's getting everyones tabs together he looks over at me and asks, "Hey Jason which one of these cards is yours?" to which I promptly replied, "The one with MY name on it. Here's your sign."
The bars owner who I was sitting next to got a big laugh 
I had a guy run into me while sitting at a stop light once.
The cop came, did the usual procedure, etc and finished with the other guy first. He (the other guy) left and the cop came over to finish up with me.
When he was finished, he handed back all the paperwork to me............
INCLUDING THE OTHER GUY'S LICENSE, which BTW, indicated that he lived about 50 miles away!!
I calmly asked him if I may have my license back.
"I just gave it to you" was the reply I got.
My response? "FAIL"
The worst part was that I was leaving (getting on a plane) to go on vacation, THAT NIGHT !!
I don't know who needed the sign more, the other guy for not checking, or the cop.
(BTW the other driver and I looked nothing alike)
To his credit, the cop went and retrieved my license and delivered it top my doorstep, that evening. He also saw my equipment that I was loading up for one of my DJ's , and wound up hiring me to do his wedding later on that year.
