Author Topic: Trains "ALL ABOARD" (Read 1027 times)

Baddawg · « **on:** June 18, 2001, 03:53:00 PM »

Focke Wulf for sale or rent
202’s to let, fifty cents
No phone, no fool, no Jets
I ain't got no cigarettes, ah but
Two hours of boom &zoom
Buys a eight by twelve hispano doom
I'm a man of means by no means
Dweeb of the Skies

Third box car midnight train
Destination GangBang, Paine
Old worn out Stick and shoes
I don't pay no AH dues,
I Vulch
Newbies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means
Dweeb of the Skies
I know every Luftwhinner on every tread
All of the children who squeak when their dead
And I game every Game in every town

And when I padlock that Spit when
No one's around I sing ...Focke Wulf for sale or rent
202’s to let, fifty cents
No phone, no fool, no Jets
I ain't got no cigarettes, ah but
Two hours of boom &zoom
Buys a eight by twelve hispano doom
I'm a man of means by no means
Dweeb of the Skies

Third box car midnight train
Destination GangBang, Paine
Old worn out Stick and shoes
I don't pay no AH dues,
I Vulch
Newbies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means
Dweeb of the Skies
I know every Luftwhinner on every tread
All of the children who squeak when their dead
And I game every Game in every town

And when I padlock that Spit when
No one's around I sing

Baddawg/Dogftr

[ 06-18-2001: Message edited by: Baddawg ]

hblair · « **Reply #1 on:** June 19, 2001, 08:45:00 AM »

I'm a man of means, by no means, King of the Road... (I like that old song)

Isn't that about a trucker?

Baddawg · « **Reply #2 on:** June 19, 2001, 08:54:00 AM »

hblair · « **Reply #3 on:** June 19, 2001, 09:00:00 AM »

Who sang that song?

BTW, Merle Haggard rulez! Call me a redneck, I don't care

Westy MOL · « **Reply #4 on:** June 19, 2001, 09:11:00 AM »

Saved to the AH archive! Good job

-Westy

Wlfgng · « **Reply #5 on:** June 19, 2001, 09:13:00 AM »

HB....>>> RedNeck

Apache · « **Reply #6 on:** June 19, 2001, 09:14:00 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by hblair:
Who sang that song?

BTW, Merle Haggard rulez! Call me a redneck, I don't care

Roger Miller sang it.

SAR · « **Reply #7 on:** June 20, 2001, 12:47:00 AM »

Dangit Wlfgng, you beat me to it. Ahh what the hell "REDNECK!"

SAR

hblair · « **Reply #8 on:** June 20, 2001, 12:16:00 PM »

I downloaded a good song by Merle last night.

"Momma tried to rasie me different, momma tried to raise me right, so there's only me to blame cause momma tried.."

Merle owns all you bases!!

Something tells me I'm the only country boy here.

[ 06-20-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]

flakbait · « **Reply #9 on:** June 20, 2001, 12:37:00 PM »

Merle Haggard? Yech. I'm a country boy all right, I just don't like the singing of some old farts

Besides, I like the screaming wail of a Les Paul more than the screaming wail of some gray-haired old coot!

Then again, I'm the same guy who listens to classical, country, Guns 'n' Roses. All in the same flight!!

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Flakbait [Delta6]
Delta Six's Flight School
Put the P-61B in Aces High
"For yay did the sky darken, and split open and spew forth fire, and
through the smoke rode the Four Wurgers of the Apocalypse.
And on their canopies was tattooed the number of the Beast, and the
number was 190." Jedi, Verse Five, Capter Two, The Book of Dweeb

hblair · « **Reply #10 on:** June 20, 2001, 01:19:00 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by flakbait:
I'm a country boy all right

From: Washington State

You ever had fried gizard lip? Then you aint country.

[ 06-20-2001: Message edited by: hblair ]

Baddawg · « **Reply #11 on:** June 20, 2001, 01:40:00 PM »

hblair I think we need to differ between "A Good Ole Boy" Country Boy and Backwoods Deliverance "hes got a perrty mouth Pa can I keep him " type of Country Boy"

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