Aren't those all noob rides? If you perk ALL the uber planes what will the noobs fly?
There are no n00b rides, just n00b pilots.
Instead of perking these planes make a manditory skin for them that says I"M A NOOB!!! down the entire side of the fuselage in giant red letters.
Better yet, let's brand it on their foreheads and you can be the first one we do.
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