Although I no longer live in the US... when I saw this ...
 
Joe Smith started the day 
early having set his  
alarm 
clock 
(MADE IN JAPAN ) 
for 6am. 
While his  
coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA )
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG ).
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE )
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA )
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA )
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO )
to see how much he could spend today. 
After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )
to the 
radio
(MADE IN INDIA )
he got in his 
car
(MADE IN GERMANY )
filled it with 
GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )
and continued his search
for a good paying American job.
At the end
of yet another 
discouraging
and 
fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(Made In Malaysia ),
Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his 
sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL )
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),
and then wondered
why he can't find
a good paying job
in the United States .