Should we ever get an eject button for those who join bombers and waste our ammo this is the scenario I imagine would happen. Could be the funnest part.
Got some ideas from channel 200 that lead to this post.
22782491: Skyrock, what ya doing over here as a knight?
Skyrock: Going to bomb the Bish gnome factory. hehe
22782491:Hey you need a gunner?
Skyrock: Why sure! muhahahaha
22782491: Are we going to save the princess?
Skyrock: Uh?! Oh yes. Sure!
22782491: You ain't mad at me for killing you yesterday are you? I bragged about it to my countrymen.
Skyrock: err uh No (Facing turning a pale red) Just a cartoon plane.
22782491: I'm getting really good at those head on shots. Kills/Death are .22. Much better than in WWII
Skyrock: Those are known as HO's here.
22782491: I've been flying a bit over a week. May I give you some pointers?
Skyrock: (Face turning a wee bit redder) err spill it out.
22782491: Well, I noticed you turned a bit away from me at the point of contact.
Skyrock: It's a merge but go on.
22782491: Well, if you merge a little more towards me you will have a better shot at the HO. I'm a quick learner.
Skyrock: Mind if I call you "2"?
22782491: No, but my friends call me Aper.
Skyrock: You have friends???
Aper: Yeah, 68474827 and 38567894
Skyrock: How do you guys find each other?!
Aper: I (Squeak) Don't know. (Squeak)
Skyrock: Why do they call you Aper?
Aper: Why do they call you Aper.
Skyrock: I mean why would you be called Aper?
Aper: I mean why would you be called Aper?
Skyrock: Oh I get it. hehe (Uhg!)
Aper: Oh I get it.
Skyrock: Quit that now!!
Aper: Quit that now!!
Skyrock: Stop it and I will teach you some ACMs. (Face turning beet red and creases appearing in the forehead)
Aper: What are ACMs? That sounds so gay!
Skyrock: What would Freud say!? (Thinking out loud)
Aper: Who's Freud? Haven't fought him.
Skyrock: Nevermind Freud. He's no threat to you for a few years.
Aper: Wow, we're really high!
Skyrock: Yep 30,000 feet above mother earth. You can see the blue arena if you squint. hehe
Aper: Yes, I think I see it over the hill!!
Skyrock: Geeze!!
Aper: I don't see any enemy up here.
Skyrock: Only one con here. (large veins appearing at the temples)
Aper: Where?
Skyrock: It's me squeaker! You retarded Hoing moron. I've spent my whole cartoon life learning Acm's, Immelmann, Scissors, Skid break maneuvers, Split S and flap controls and god only knows what else. (hand steadily moving towards eject button). Then some Butt picking no skill Baboon kills me with a HO.
Aper: It's Aper not Baboon.
Skyrock: Sianora baby! (Presses eject button)
Aper: Shrill scream........Heeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeek
Skyrock: Ah, I feel so much better now. (Face returns to normal) Must remind self to get a filter for my headset.
