A girl from where I grew up had a friend who liked to show off. He popped a wheelie in traffic on the interstate and she ended up being ground to an unrecognizable pulp underneath an 18 wheeler.
I think he's still in jail.
Last summer, I pull up behind a crotch rocket at a red light. In the other lane is a Fox body mustang conv. with 4 "nice lookin'" chicks.
"Red Flag #1" - He looks over and starts gunning the high pitched, sissyboi engine.
"Red Flag #2" - They gun it to 40 (the speed limit on Plymouth Rd. in Livonia), he does a wheelie and speeds to catch up (mind you this rush in Metro Detroit, not exactly open road) and catches up with them.
What happens next nearly causes me to piss myself to excess due to laughter.
He dumps it at another red light. The chicks are now laughing at him and go at the green. What the tool didn't know, is there was a Livonia Police car behind me. I move over enough to let him pick the crying sissy off of the pavement. I stayed as a witness and the cop said that "He'll be lucky to ride a motorcycle again." He got nailed with Reckless Driving, Excessive speeding, Failure to stop at a safe assured distance. All told 8-10 points and almost $1,000 in fees. The crybaby had his dad pick him up, who promptly gut shot his son and told him "You're a f***ing dumba**!" The Cop and I start laughing at his father berated his son (which he deserved).
