Hobowars 3rd adventures

[Meatwad]

Day 7 is pretty self explanatory.

Today was the first time in a good while that I tried playing RPSLS again. I won 2 breads with about 140T

Only 430 intel left till 2500

[Meatwad]

Day 8

Exploring the jungle

The map is at 9, 14.

This is very easy, go toward the path on the left part and up. You will find the cook

NOTE - you can find the ingredients to make soups now except the soup stock.

Super easy day!

And........you get to beat up furries while exploring! 

[Meatwad]

Day 9 - Hard complicated day

Make sure you have 0 or close to 0 for BAC

To get the blender - Go to the bar and talk to ahab. Keep asking for a drink until some events happen. You will get a blender

To get screwdriver - go to jukebox and play "go home". Talk to the soldier oogling the bunnies. You will get the screwdriver.

Now go into the bathroom and unscrew the soap despenser from the wall for eddie.

Play poker with the OCD guy and follow him into the bathroom. Read a few lines of stuff.

For the GI at the table, you mix some whisley and coke in your blender and give it to him.

Now for the bunny girl thats a double agent - Go to the bar and get a drink ticket. You use that ticket to get a drink from one of the girls. To make it easier, the girl that was the spy was bunny #2. Dont know if everyone has different hints, but in case you do.....read them and remember!

My hints was

wears glasses
not red hair
no necklace
colors of the ears was white, red, or green



After all the fuss of finding her, go to the HQ and read the story there.

You should have day 9 done now

[Habu]

Nice recap. Thanks. How long did it take you to work it out?

[Nilsen]

Ogame.

I started playin oGame again. Im in uni3 

[Meatwad]

Nice recap. Thanks. How long did it take you to work it out?

after the night reset and a little into the next morning

[Meatwad]

Day 10

Go to the HQ and get the 100 cans from the general

Take the boat to the recycling bin. GP's will attack. You will need to position your crew on the boat for a battle


Ahab front
Lance right
Morpheus rear
Eddie to right


You have to think 1 move ahead when thinking your selection. After the right time, have eddie throw the anchor to latch onto their boat. Also when you get close enough to board their ship, you need to be alive to battle. Be sure to watch your boat's damage meter so it dont get sunk.

When you get to the recycle bin, drop the 100 cans into it. You might not get a mission complete but if you go to page 10 in your dossier, it should be there.

[Meatwad]

Day 11

1. Go to the skate park and talk to the priest. You will get the shears from him
2. Go to jungle and wander the paths. You can now get access to some hidden areas. Some will have 100 and 25 cans there.
3. To find the melon, its grid 7,18
4. Take this to the priest, which he says you need to mix it with something. Go to the inventing room in Wonka's factory and use the melon and soda water. You get mountain dew.
5. Take this to the priest and read some dialogue.

[Habu]

Purring Kitty =( Birdbath Gin + Soda Water )
speed increases by 0.102!

You've got kitten pox! Your speed is (temp) +100.

Happy puppy =(Wild Terrier Whiskey + Cola)

You feel as powerful as a puppy! Your power is (temp) +100.

Eye Gouger=(Purple Pigeon Vodka + soda water)

apparently it help with begging.

Jolly Gentleman = (Birdbath Gin + Olives(Olives found when you Sail around on the river))

"Damn you're feeling classy! Maybe now you'll get some respect!"


Hedgehog = (jager + red bull)

you've got a new haircut. Your foes might poke themselves on it if they get too close.

Amish Highball =(Boxcar Boxed Wine + Coke)


You feel kind of Amish. You've got a squeaking hat, but simple weapons technology suddenly confuses you...
no weapon but a 2000 armor.

Bawling baby =( purple pigeon vodka + decaf kahlua + milk)

[Meatwad]

Day 12

Read wonka's mail
Blow on the oompa loompa flute
While in canbodia, click on the "second city" arrow
To make the fizzy lifting drink, invent soap, soda water, and pidgeon wing.
Go to the hobo general and pay 100,000 to get an engine
Go back to the second city docks like shown above, then go to the halfpipe
Follow the dialogue

completed

[Habu]

Hey meatwad I found a smartbread in the jungle. Extreme left of maze on the east west path that is the highest one of the 3 main ones.

[Meatwad]

I didnt get it

I did find 2 more melons and 2 sweet bombs though

[Habu]

Whats the deal with the temp tatoos?

[Meatwad]

The 3 there now will give you a slight gain when training your stats at the university.

One for speed
one for strength
one for power

There are two more you can get in the tattoo book, but awfully expensive

One is that you have to spend 2.5 million at the welness clinic for ONE healing. Which means you have to spend roughly 16 million in heals before then to get it. That supposedly decreases or removed the T needed to go to the clinic

The other is one where you have to find 1500 cans in a single day to get it. ONly way to do that is to do point refills, buy turns, and other stuff that costs too much. That rumored to give you more cans while exploring.


Talk about trying to get rid of extra money in the game.......

[Habu]

I found orange juice on the new dumpster. Any idea what it is good for?