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Offline Reschke

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Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« on: February 23, 2009, 11:13:07 AM »
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The me! chanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is take a look at this photo.


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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2009, 11:26:06 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 11:45:48 AM »
A bit old, but still a good one!  :rofl :aok

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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 02:39:37 PM »
A bit old, but still a good one!  :rofl :aok
Yea, had to blow the dust off it to read it, but still  :rofl its a good one...

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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 04:31:54 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 06:05:49 PM »
I don't get it.
Odball   :huh,  just grab your monitor and flip it upside down....

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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 07:04:12 PM »
I don't get it.
Turn your head upsidedown. :)
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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 07:53:21 PM »
I had never seen this one before today. Of course my wife didn't get it at all...but part of me knows it was just the smart arse in her making dumb statements.
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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 08:30:53 PM »
Odball   :huh,  just grab your monitor and flip it upside down....

Oh, hell that is funny..  Because it really says "OIL" and she really wanted an "OIL" cap!  Boy, she is dum
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Re: Joke: What is a 710 knob?
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2009, 09:32:18 PM »
Hehe...yes indeed. :P

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