hijack This Thread.

[mechanic]

system starting up
loading configuration
system online

/load program: hijack

now loading program: hijack

load complete

/execute program: hijack

executing program: hijack

ERROR: 01010100101101110101010101010 10100010101010101101101010010 101010110101011010101010101
10101101010101010101011010101 01001001011010110101010101010 10101010101011010101010101011 01101011010101011101010011101 10101000101010101010101011101 10101010010101010110101110110 10011010110101101010001010101 01010101001011100010110101010 01010101010101100101101010101 01101010101011011010101010110 10010111010101011010101010110 10101010010101011010101010101 01001010101010101010101010010 10100101010010101010101010110 10110101001000011101101010101 01001101010001010101101001100 10101101101001011101010100101 00100101010100100110101010110 10101011101110110110101101110 10101011011011010101101011011 10101101110101101001001001011 01010010101010101001010010110 10110101010101101010101101010 11011101110110011010100101010 10101101101011101101010111101 10011010110111000110110101010 10111010101010010001111011100 10111010011011110101101110101 01010101011100110111011011001 01010101010101011101011011010 11011000000011011101011010101 10111101010101110110101011101 11011111011111101111011011111 10111101101110110101001110111 01110101110100101010111011110 10110111010101011101001111010 11001101111011010110101010101 01010110101010101010111010101 01

WARNING: system unstable; attempting to correct

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SYSTEM STATIS: stabilized

/execute program: hijack

executing program: hijack (attempt #2)

program online; awaiting command

/execute subprogram: randome nonsense

executing subprogram: randome nonsense

red is blue plus pi divided by the equation of gravatical physics

/end subprogram: random nonsense

subprogram ended: randome nonsense

/execute subprogram: smack-talk

ALERT: subprogram not recognized by system: smack-talk

/execute subprogram: useless information

executing subprogram: useless information

pressing enter will move cursor down one line

pushing the "big button" will not do anything

there is a snake in my boot

there is a question mark (?) above the forward slash (/)

/end subprogram: useless information

subprogram ended: useless information

/end program: hijack

program ended: hijack

/load program: spell-check

now loading program: spell-check

load complete

/execute program: spell-check

executing program: spell-check

program complete: spell-check

/execute: system shutdown

system shutting down...




Well that killed some time...

chekc your spell checker! It spells Random incorrectly! This could be the cause of your system instability.

[Dragon]

chekc your spell checker! It spells Random incorrectly! This could be the cause of your system instability.

Spell-check didn't load or initialize till after the error was made.

[Allen Rune]

Uh oh, looks like it skipped one. I'll have to readjust the scanner subprogram.

[mechanic]

Spell-check didn't load or initialize till after the error was made.

shows how much i know about programing _

[Allen Rune]

Just to clarify, the system was fully stabilized after the error. The backups are immense and complex, I couldn't crash this thing if I hit it with one of those depleted-uranium cannon shells

[VonMessa]

Where's my coffee?

[dunnrite]

Just drank the last of it, you'll have to make more.

[Dragon]

Where's my coffee?

You know how to brew coffee too