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You guys an' fancy number crunchin' don't scare me! I'm old enough to know both the Slide rule, And the Slide rule CALCULATOR!
I own both 'Flight Sim Toolkit' And 'X-Plane'! I was also held in High esteem, and Nicknamed "Th' Perfessor" By none other than Mr. Pete Hill, Confirmed by a knee buckling slap on the shoulder by Gen. Chuck. (I remain Honored).
After my baptism into true humanity, I quickly put into proper perspective my earlier, yet far too costly efforts at gaining knowledge thru practical science. I now knew that way led to Hair loss, And Dementia!!
Because you are all of good stock, And most of you worthy; I will share with you now, The TRUE relationship of Plate area, as a function of overall Aerodynamics, resulting in Applied Functional Dynamics...
.....OK?..... Here goes....
1}MEN... Good looking MEN... Fly Aircraft.
2}MONKEYS... And Old, Bald Men, Fly Spacecraft.
3}WOMEN.. Good LOOKING Women.. Find Monkeys and Old Bald men.. Cute.
4}They find Good looking Aviators/Racers... Exciting!
5}Women also know that their chances of getting in an Aircraft/Boat/Car/Motorcycle, Being thrilled to tittlation, By someone actually controlling the dynamics of a given thrill, And returning them safely to do so again, and again, and again... Are ... Lots better, OK?
So, Given these factors, We simply reduce the cockpit area of a given craft, Make it a two seater, with just enough HP 'A', to vibrate that second seat at frequency 'X', or.. was that...'B'?.., No..errr ...
Well, Basically, What yer lookin for, Is an Aerodynamic device fast enough to make that Monkey's lips peel back enough to make HER giggle, And a seat that vibrates enough to make her Smile and Wiggle

(But don't forget the 'Eject Button'!! Speed is a dangerous buisness, Ya know?)
Well, I'm off to Dusseldorpf.. S!
SC-Mutt
PS;
If at any time, you read a line twice, or scratched yer head... I REALLLLLY Got ya!!