there is an old joke my uncle told me.
Two horse whisperers were sitting in a saloon talking about horses when the topic turned to whether or not a horse could cry or laugh. The first one turns to the second and says, "I bet I can make your horse laugh and cry".
The second guy eager to get some easy money agrees. The first guy leaves the saloon, walks to the second guy's horse that was hitched up and whispers in its ear. All of a sudden the horse starts to laugh hysterically and then the man turned his back to the second guy and showed the horse something. The horse then started to cry uncontrollably. First guy walks up to the second guy to collect his money when the second guy asked, "How did you make him laugh?"
First guy replied, "I told him I was hung like a horse."
"How did you make him cry?" asked the second guy
"I showed him", replied the first guy.
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