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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2009, 11:50:07 AM »


Boy gets a rash on his member and goes to the doctor. Doctor takes a look at the problem and instructs the boy to avoid playing with it for 2 weeks and dipping it to milk once every night.

So the boy does like instructed, he goes into the barn and when he thinks he's safe he dips the tool in the fresh milked cow milk.

In comes the young maid blushed with large eyes: 'I didn't know you have to load them like that'..  :rofl

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PS:  I know the Finn habenro fans are BIG on easing the pain with buttermilk.  I have never tried that.  We just eat crackers afterward.

My Habenero & Red Hot Sauce is great on Pizza as well as lasagna.

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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2009, 11:54:36 AM »
"My 7 year old habenero tree is doing well and still puts out about 5 lbs of peppers a year."


That just makes me  :cry

Northern Ohio growing season is only long enough for the bushes to get 2 ft tall.  I've taken de-seeded habs, red and green bell peppers, a carrot, a few leaves of cilantro, and some Franks Red Hot, put in blender till smooth.  Bottle and let rest for a week.

I think we have all done the bathroom thing after cutting peppers, that's why I ALWAYS wear gloves now.  :cool:
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2009, 12:06:05 PM »
"My 7 year old habenero tree is doing well and still puts out about 5 lbs of peppers a year."


That just makes me  :cry

Northern Ohio growing season is only long enough for the bushes to get 2 ft tall.  I've taken de-seeded habs, red and green bell peppers, a carrot, a few leaves of cilantro, and some Franks Red Hot, put in blender till smooth.  Bottle and let rest for a week.

I think we have all done the bathroom thing after cutting peppers, that's why I ALWAYS wear gloves now.  :cool:

Better not give your wife/gf haba snacks either..
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2009, 12:15:58 PM »
gawd the awful thing habs can do to you and or your loved one.............  i cut up a batch and didnt wear gloves...washed thouroghly twice...later that night the girl friend got frisky..........her nono area .......... she whined for 3 days after......
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2009, 01:00:44 PM »

Northern Ohio growing season is only long enough for the bushes to get 2 ft tall.  I've taken de-seeded habs, red and green bell peppers, a carrot, a few leaves of cilantro, and some Franks Red Hot, put in blender till smooth.  Bottle and let rest for a week.

I think we have all done the bathroom thing after cutting peppers, that's why I ALWAYS wear gloves now.  :cool:


If you plant the plants in 5 gallon buckets (photo above) and bring it inside in the fall, it will do just fine if you make sure it gets enough light.  If it's not getting enough water or light--it will start dropping leaves.  If it loses more than 70% of it's leaves it could easily die.  Put it back out in the spring and it will do just fine-year after year.

BTW Dragon:  That sounds like a really good sauce, and I will try it, substituting Frank's for Louisiana Hot Sauce, thanks for sharing!

When I first made habenero sauce I just made straight hab sauce--similarly to my homemade jalepeno sauce (my favorite).  It was really, really, really hot.  So I had the idea to still have all the heat I wanted--all the distinct habenero taste--but mellowed out some.  Habeneros have a very distinct smokey fresh flavor...but how to tone it down a bit?

"Music Mountain Habenero Sauce"

3 lbs Habeneros, stemmed (leave the seeds in)
3 lbs carrots (peeled)
2 large white onions
8 large cloves of garlic
4 T Kosher or Sea Salt
vinegar--ONLY enough to where the habs are barely floating in the food processor/blender



Cut the peeled carrots into small chunks, dice the onion and garlic and mix all remaining ingredients together.  At small batches at a time (about half full blender) and pour in just enough vinegar to where the habs start to float--and no more.  Blend on high for at least :60 seconds.  Pour into large stock pot.  Repeat the process until all the ingredients have been blended well. 

Heat on high until boiling IN A VERY WELL VENTILATED AREA.  Turn heat to low and cover.  Come back every 10 minutes or so and stir to make sure it's not sticking to the bottom of the pot.  After an hour, return the sauce to the blender and blend on HIGH until all you are seeing are the seeds and no other solid materials.  This process might take 3 or 4 times to get it to the right consistency.

IF IT'S TOO THICK:  It will be hard to get out of the bottle.  Add a little more vinegar until it thins out to the consistency you want.

IF IT'S TOO THIN:  Watery hot sauce (except Tobasco & Louisiana style Hot Sauces) aren't too cool.  In a small bowl, add equal parts water & corn starch and stir it until it is a semi-solid.  While stirring, also slowly stir it into the hot sauce on the stove (Start off with 1 T coorn starch 1 T water, and then add more from there if it's still too thin).  This is an ancient Far Eastern way to thicken sauces and you can do it with literally any kind of sauce.

Using a food thermometer, make sure the sauce is at least 200 to 210F at the time you transfer it to bottles.  Re-using old store bought hot sauce bottles is fine--just boil them to sterilize them first.  You can do this at the same time you are almost done making the sauce.  Tightly cap the fresh made sauce and set aside to cool.  Store in a refrigerator for up to 24 months.  Yield:  Usually 12 to 14 8 oz bottles, depending on how big your carrots and onions were...sometimes even more bottles worth. 

Cost:  If you used habeneros that you grew yourself and bought everything else, it would cost about $7 to $9 dollars.  That's about 50 to 65 cents a bottle...and you made it yourself.  Take a bottle to work during lunch and let others try it.  You'd be surprised how many will want to buy a bottle off you!

The salt helps to preserve the sauce--it's not NEARLY as much salt as store bought sauce has.  Most store bought sauces are LOADED with salt.  People on salt restricted diets who use a lot of hot sauce are getting bombarded with sodium!

Now, you have a hab sauce that won't rip your tounge off and won't burn you twice the next day  :O.  You can take this sauce and mix it 50/50 with regular store bought red Louisiana Hot Sauce and it's even better!  On chili, mexican food, or anything else you like hot sauce on.  My oldest daughter is not a big hot sauce fan--but LOVES this one.



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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2009, 01:21:15 PM »
gawd the awful thing habs can do to you and or your loved one.............  i cut up a batch and didnt wear gloves...washed thouroghly twice...later that night the girl friend got frisky..........her nono area .......... she whined for 3 days after......

Hmm is there something special? Mine does so without habanero after she gets frisky..  :rock :D
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2009, 01:26:52 PM »
Copy, paste and print  Thanks ROX

Well ventilated - LOL  :rofl   Fire up the grill and cook it outside, when done cooking, slather some on the hot grates and immediately cover with enough T-Bones to feed the family. When done throw the bones to the neighbors dogs to apologize for searing their eyes.
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2009, 01:31:12 PM »
Hmm is there something special? Mine does so without habanero after she gets frisky..  :rock :D

Sounds to me like an unhappy application of the sauce  :devil
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2009, 01:50:53 PM »
 YIKES!!!!!     :rofl



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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2009, 02:06:34 PM »
Copy, paste and print  Thanks ROX

Well ventilated - LOL  :rofl   


I was making hab sauce a couple of years ago and while I was totally unaffected, my wife began to tear up and cough as if reacting to tear gas or pepper spray and had to leave the room to the other side of the house.  I opened all the doors and windows after bottling the sauce and she was OK.

I passed that instruction along as a lesson learned to keep others from being "peppered" out of the house!



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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2009, 02:18:56 PM »
It's not quite as painful, but hops can scent up a house pretty bad too.  My daughter used to run from the house during a brew, while the rest of us stood in the kitchen enjoying the aromas.
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2009, 03:06:10 PM »
Dragon there wasnt any sauce in volved.......... Hab oil on my hand few hours later even after 2 good washings
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2009, 03:42:32 PM »
You know, those plants devised that poison as a repellant... don´t you guys just get the hint ?  :devil

I got a friend who has a couple of habanero plants, and some other propably asian breed.
They´re just so hot, that i cannot eat them at all.
Ill go for some habanero occasional in some food, but anything hotter than that is a overkill.

That buttermilk work as a great way of neutralizing the sting but dark rye bread works best. Water is the worst thing you could throw down your chute after a hot chili.

We had a habit of having chili eating contests back when i was in school. So you had to eat one chili of each brand presented in front of you, and after every chili a bottle of beer down the chute non-stop (this was timed offcourse with a stopwatch)

I think i burned my stomach in those parties, i haven´t had a urge (or been able to) eat very hot chili´s since that :)

I´ve found best to use mild asian breed chili´s for cooking, because it is alot easier to adjust the heat to the crowd that way.
I might even prefer curry over chili for cooking, more flavour and nice colors.

And last tip: Keep your hands from your misses "privates" after cooking with chili if you want to avoid a large scale war.
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2009, 04:05:06 PM »

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Now, you have a hab sauce that won't rip your tounge off and won't burn you twice the next day  :O.  You can take this sauce and mix it 50/50 with regular store bought red Louisiana Hot Sauce and it's even better!  On chili, mexican food, or anything else you like hot sauce on.  My oldest daughter is not a big hot sauce fan--but LOVES this one.



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I'm doing this on the weekend, I haven't found a decent hab sauce, ever.  I love habs, I love putting them in chilli, taco/burrito meat and even a little for flavor in my sloppy-joes.  Now I just need some hot sauce bottles and decent habs... the bottles might be a challenge though.

Think upping the garlic to 10-12 large cloves would be ok ROX?  I also might swap some of the white onion for some other very fresh and plentiful varieties of onion in season atm.

While I do preffer home-grown anything I think it'll be easier to find some nice fresh habs (and a few dozen other varieties) at one of the ethnic spanish markets (which I've grown very fond of buying all my produce and meat at for the last couple of years.  IMO it's cheaper, fresher, and more localy produced (when possible) than the bigger national markets/chains.).  If I remember to I'll bring my camera in with me and take a picture of their wall of fresh peppers and chillis... it might just be enough to make a few of you grown men cry.
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Re: Hot Pepper Sauce (+ Finns?)
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 12:52:50 PM »
Yes Bab---upping the garlic is just fine.  Since (just like the heat) the sauce gets diluded some later anyway, it's just fine.  You can't have TOO much garlic for me, but when guests come over I have them taste test whatever I am making so I don't over do it for them.

Another easy way for folks who can't take habenero sauce but want their store bought to be a bit hotter...take a full (large) bottle of storebought and pour it into some other container temporarily.  Take a dry funnel and put 1 T garlic powder, 1 T cayenne powder in the bottle...then using the funnel, pour as much of the hot sauce back into the bottle but leaving some air so that when you shake it the new ingredients will mix.  Leave the bottle out until it's room temprature for awhile, and then give it a good shake for a few minutes.  Someday you will find a sauce just like that on the shelves--but until then it's a home kitchen fix.


Does anyone else make their own home-brewed jalepeno sauce?


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