General EMO, Our Savior. -An Assi Original

[DMBEAR]

Seeing the Armchair Generals and the "Irony" posts, I thought I'd combine the topics and deliver a short story.

General Emo, Our Savior...

There is a player logging on now right now.   He pulls up his map and his upper lip purses.  He checks the war status and has to loosen his scarf as he begins to feel his body warm.  He removes his flying goggles and wipes them hoping that he has read the numbers incorrectly.  Alas, he has not.  His country is losing the very real war, and they do not seem to care.  Someone will pay for not taking care of his country while he's been offline.

He hunkers down in his ergonomic chair and devises a plan on a dry erase board next to his monitor.

                       1. Berate all of the country for letting it go this far.
                       2. Find Followers.
                       3. Pick an easy target and make mission.
                       4. **^^^^**********ADVERTISE********^^^^^*
                       5. Blame anyone who didn't join mission when it fails.
                       








I'm gonna go fly now. You should too.

[Tec]

Goes and changes CPID to GnrlEmo and logs in to yell at ASSI.








 

[xbrit]

Goes and changes CPID to GnrlEmo and logs in to yell at ASSI.








 

Remember to write slow because Assi can't read fast.

[crazyivan]

Seeing the Armchair Generals and the "Irony" posts, I thought I'd combine the topics and deliver a short story.

General Emo, Our Savior...

There is a player logging on now right now.   

Thanks for noticing! DO THE PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!!

[4deck]

   I actually have a whiteboard next to my seat. hmm

[stodd]

There is a player logging on now right now.   He pulls up his map and his upper lip purses.  He checks the war status and has to loosen his scarf as he begins to feel his body warm.  He removes his flying goggles and wipes them hoping that he has read the numbers incorrectly.  Alas, he has not.  His country is losing the very real war, and they do not seem to care.  Someone will pay for not taking care of his country while he's been offline.

He hunkers down in his ergonomic chair and devises a plan on a dry erase board next to his monitor.

                       1. Berate all of the country for letting it go this far.
                       2. Find Followers.
                       3. Pick an easy target and make mission.
                       4. **^^^^**********ADVERTISE********^^^^^*
                       5. Blame anyone who didn't join mission when it fails.
             

[FiLtH]

hehe thats what I picture happening too