How to win a 7 v 1 over an enemy base, in the ack

[Getback]

I always hate downloading from mediafire. It is safe?

[Lusche]

I always hate downloading from mediafire. It is safe?

Never had any problems, that's why it is my file hosting service of choice.

[Banshee7]

I edited out the vox because I didn't want to torture everyone.  When they re-upped, I said something like:  Those goon re-upped .. right under me...  No flipping  way!

That prolly would've made for even more enertainment!

[BMathis]

I always hate downloading from mediafire. It is safe?

Always been good for me.

[Scotch]

I was laughing and singing Christmas carols.

And I was over the water fighting off six and getting ear raped by Santa.

[mechanic]

lol steve, now thats ownage!
 

[Yeager]

I remember one time  a few years back in 251, we were all spawned on the CV in F4Us...must have been a dozen of us all packed into a single glob there on the launch end of the CV.  Someone piped up on vox that we should keep an eye on that SBD coming in high.  Well, to make a long story short and avoid embarrasing anyone...we all stayed put right there on that damned CV and watched the 1k egg come straight down on us like a seagull turd from hell.  I think a few might have towered at the last moment cause the SBD later landed a 9 kill sortie.  That was a classic AH moment.

[A8TOOL]

A8Texas was flying over to a base to take out some ord for us. Once he got to the base he noticed a huge glob of guys about to take off from the runway. He dove in and dropped his bombs on them and ended up killing 12 or 13 of them. As he flew off in amazment he started getting nasty PM's and 200 went wild.... ... ... .....Turns out it was a memorial service.

He promptly logged and did'nt come back for a week out of embarrassment   

Poor Texas  .....  was bad luck and a poor choice to lift from.

[WMLute]

I remember one time  a few years back in 251, we were all spawned on the CV in F4Us...must have been a dozen of us all packed into a single glob there on the launch end of the CV.  Someone piped up on vox that we should keep an eye on that SBD coming in high.  Well, to make a long story short and avoid embarrasing anyone...we all stayed put right there on that damned CV and watched the 1k egg come straight down on us like a seagull turd from hell.  I think a few might have towered at the last moment cause the SBD later landed a 9 kill sortie.  That was a classic AH moment.

I was flying AOL AirWarrior over Moggy (which was an nme base at the time.  I THINK it was mog.  I need to look at an old AW map)  and had just merged with an nme spit at around 25k.  I had a bomb so I pickled it and found myself in a nast little 1 on 1 fight.  I had JUST managed to shoot down the nme spit when my screen was filled with "A KILL HAS BEEN RECORDED!"'s.  Musta been at least 20 of 'em. 

Took me a min or three to figure out that the bomb I had pickled when I merged with the nme spit had landed at the runway spawn at Moggy JUST  as a mission was taking off.

Good times...

[Warchief]

Anyone else notice that one of those he was against was a squaddie. So therefore how is this something to post.

[Steve]

Anyone else notice that one of those he was against was a squaddie.

Uhhh wrong.

So therefore how is this something to post

I think Walmart sells senses of humor cheap. Please pick one up, ASAP.

[StokesAk]

Steve your lucky when i find goons i always ram them. 

[CountD90]

One of my favorites finds is a flock of 87's but C47's would do just fine.  

That's until you find a Stuka pilot that pulls a rolling scissor on you, then jumps into the rear gunner to shoot you in the face as you fly under him at about D200. I think I sat there in amazement for a good 2 minutes trying to figure out what the heck just happened.

[Steve]

One of my favorites finds is a flock of 87's

Jackpot baby! 2 different missions, same flight. Helped bust them both.

[Wingnutt]

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