My Uncle came to town a few months back to see my grandpa in the hospital. Conversation goes like this.
Uncle: Take me to United hospital please.
Driver: There! (Speaks poor English, Points to airport terminal)
Uncle: No, that's the airport I want the United hospital.
Driver: There! (points to Airport)
Uncle: Alright.(Opens paper and tells where the hospital is as the driver types it in the GPS)
Driver: Ohhhhh Fridley!(Hospital located in Fridley MN)
Uncle: Yea ok.
Driver charged him 100$ for 5 miles.