OK,
So in the realm of stupidity I came up with a rather interesting twist on Air Combat USA's model. They got a fleet of Extra 300s which are great for this purpose, but figure we could find a few Yak-52s hanging around in the Experimental category to diddly with. So the idea is this. ACUSA of course uses the laser tag version of air combat. It gets kinda gay after the merge when they limit your manifold pressure if you are slaughtering the other guy - and you never really get close enough to get a real good snapshot and have good effect on the other guy. So the idea is this.
You get two of those Extra's or Yaks re-reg'd as Exp's for a few months. We get Shawk or one of our precast plastics guys who hangs around here to make a fairing of sorts to hang below the wing on one of the jack points just outside the propeller arc. We get 1 or 2 decent paint guns per pod - per wing, in sorta a ME-109 MG151/20 style arrangement. Take the guts out of an Tippmann A5 or something rock solid mechanically, get an agitator with a 1000 rd clip per gun. The agitator i'm thinking would force feed balls inverted while spinning in a circle - so it doesn't care of its orientation. Go to one of our plastics friends with a mold - mount the barrel and guts in the housing. Use a 2.4 GHz remote switch for the e-grip trigger and have the main switch in the cockpit. Get a 3000 PSI carbon fiber compressed air tank with a remote line inside each new fairing with a T going to both guns. Use a 18" smooth bore dialed down for .689 caliber hardshell balls. RPS had some good stuff that i'd shot at around 400 FPS without chopping - you really need the thick shell though to get all the way through the barrel and peak pressures. Hang the unit off your wing jack hardpoint (would weigh less then 20 lbs), and secure with a lot of zip ties

Anyhow, mount 1 each per wing outside the prop arc. Harmonize them to around 100 feet. Figure 15 shots per second per gun, a good 60 seconds fire time. Unless you are a P47 and shoot like me, ya don't really need much more. And we have ACUSA with paintball - and the loser gets to clean the planes at the end of the sortie.