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Offline Nemisis

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Recipe for infinite happines
« on: May 28, 2009, 05:56:39 PM »
At long last the recipie for infinite happines!!! After excruciatingly long studies and tests scientests have concluded the recipie for infinite happines is..............(drum roll) Hot Pockets and AH2 :D!!! Oh yea!!!, I have proved this on multiple occasions. My only word of advice is not to eat the vegaterain ones; you will go through 3 times as many as they WILL NOT FILL YOU UP. You will also want to plan your sorties arround the microwave!!!.
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 06:53:11 PM »
Or have a microwave next to the PC
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 06:56:23 PM »
I would have thought it was three parts booze and one part bacon.
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2009, 07:00:13 PM »
Meh. I don't like Hot Pockets a whole lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2009, 07:06:44 PM »
Quote from: Treize69 on May 28, 2009, 06:56:23 PM
I would have thought it was three parts booze and one part bacon.

Bacon! :rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGFY6oym_M&feature=related
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 08:35:15 PM »
Also a 2 liter bottle of Sprite.
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 09:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Roundeye on May 28, 2009, 07:06:44 PM
Bacon! :rock http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGFY6oym_M&feature=related

wow i thought it was booze and Gibbles (best potato chips ever :rock still made with LARD)
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 06:36:29 AM »
Quote from: Motherland on May 28, 2009, 07:00:13 PM
Meh. I don't like Hot Pockets a whole lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9c9lAfXQHs

LOL! You beat me to it! When he said Hot Pockets, Jim Gaffigan's routine was the first thing I thought of!
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 08:08:31 AM »
I thought it was being married to a beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store, but that's just me  :devil
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 09:16:25 AM »
Sounds like a recipe for colon cancer.

I grew up eating lots of microwaveable food because no one in my family could cook (or would bother to cook) a decent meal.  However, my wife loves to cook delicious meals and now I rarely suffer from hunger while the microwave collects dust.
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2009, 01:06:47 PM »
Quote from: Angus on May 29, 2009, 08:08:31 AM
I thought it was being married to a beautiful nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store, but that's just me  :devil

I'd prefer 7 beautiful ones that only put out once a week.  :rolleyes:
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2009, 01:09:50 PM »
Quote from: MrRiplEy[H] on May 29, 2009, 01:06:47 PM
I'd prefer 7 beautiful ones that only put out once a week.  :rolleyes:

You, sir, are a man after my own heart.  :aok
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Re: Recipe for infinite happines
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2009, 05:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Reaper90 on May 29, 2009, 06:36:29 AM
LOL! You beat me to it! When he said Hot Pockets, Jim Gaffigan's routine was the first thing I thought of!

"step one: remove from sleeve, step two place directly in toilet....OK there we are."
(singing)"diarrhea pockets"
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