A couple of thoughts here.
First, not meaning to be critical, but Newton is far more applicable to the physics of aircraft flight than Einstein. Actually, I'm not even sure how you plugged aircraft speed into E=MC2 to arrive at your numbers. I think that what you're getting at, i.e., an understanding of total energy as being the result of Kinetic and Potential energy is very valid; however, the theory of relativity is more useful when you're considering the transformation of mass into energy and back, speed near the speed of light, and subatomic partical behavior but Newton rules the aviation world. The problem with the simplification of E as you've done is that it fails to take into account the physical world of aircraft including Ps and aerodynamic factors such as drag. This is done using Newton's laws plus throwing in Bernoulli, a bit of Boyle (and a quite a few others) and calculus, not Einstein.
As far as "zoom" is concerned, if you take two identical aircraft, one with full fuel (i.e., "ballast") and the other almost empty, the lighter plane will outzoom the heavier one every single time. It's a common misperception that a heavier airplane can zoom better (usually a point made by Jug pilots) but it's unfortunently just not true. The heavier weight for the same thrust means a lower Ps (thrust minus drag) and also higher induced drag. The drag can be reduced if both are unloaded to zero G in the zoom but it still doesn't make up for the differrence in Ps.
Also, if you compare a larger airplane with a smaller airplane, both with the same thrust to weight (something unlikely when comparing a bomber to a fighter), the smaller plane will outzoom the larger one because of the larger plane's greater drag.
Extra weight on an aircraft is always a detrement, it is never a positive. It always degrades Ps, turn performance, climb performance and energy retention. Extra weight = bad juju.
Let me add another note. Look at my avatar. It's a fully loaded F-14D with four AIM-54C, two AIM-7M, two AIM-9L and two external fuel tanks. I took the picture from an F-14A with just the external tanks. Even given the D's much greater thrust to weight ratio (much greater than 1:1 without stores) I easily outzoomed the D with it's extra weight.