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Offline Terror

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WTF is this email?
« on: June 17, 2009, 02:15:55 PM »
First time I have gotten an email from the FBI.  The "FBI Director" no less!!   :O   :rofl

Crazy phish schemes

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From:  INVESTIGATION (fbi@washington.gov) 
Sent: Wed 6/17/09 10:34 AM
To: 

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING935
PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
NOTIFICATION! NOTIFICATION!! NOTIFICATION!!!
This is an official advice from the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI). It has come to our notice that some certain individuals have used your name as the beneficiary of funds worth Millions of United States Dollars from abroad. These individuals with their collaborating banks knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to effect this payment from any part of the world to your account, used what we know as a Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment (S.T.D.P) as well as the ATM card system to pay this fund which has not been completed till this day.
Direct transfers are difficult and Secret Diplomatic Transit Payment (S.T.D.P) are not made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities and we ask why must your payment be made in secret transfer if your transaction is legitimate.We do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your account, so it is our duty as an International Commission to correct these little problems before this fund is credited into your personal account.
However, due to the increased difficulty and security by the American authorities when funds come from outside of America and Europe. The F.B.I Bank Commission for Europe has stopped your transfer. We govern and oversee funds transfer for the World Bank and the rest of the world. We advice you to contact us immediately, as the funds have been stopped and are being held in our custody, until you are able to provide us with a Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) document within 3 days from the Country that authorized the transfer from where the funds was transferred from to certify that the funds that you are about to receive are terrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to impound the payment and subsequent prosecution. We shall release the funds immediately we receive this legal document and make sure that you get your payment without any further delay.
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We decided to contact you directly to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because of the amount involved. Be informed that the funds are now with a top bank in the United State in your name and under the monitoring/custody of the FBI.
At the moment, we have asked the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them, unless we instruct them to do so, this is to enable us carry out a comprehensive investigations first before releasing the fund to you. Hence, you are to forward the document to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you do not have it, let us know so that we will direct you where to obtain the document and send to us. Thereafter, we will ask the bank holding the funds, to go ahead and credit your account immediately. FBI Identification Record and Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) often referred to as a Criminal History Record or Rap Sheet is a listing of certain information taken from fingerprint submissions retained by the FBI in connection with arrests, and in some instances, federal employment, naturalizationor military service.
This Condition Is Valid until after 30 days upon receipt of this notice, thereafter we shall take actions on canceling the payment and then charge you for illegally moving funds out of the country under the
jurisdiction of the United Nations.
GUARANTEE: Funds will be released on confirmation of the
document.
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Final Instruction;
1. Credit payment instruction: Irrevocable credit guarantee.
2. Beneficiary has full power when validation is cleared.
3. Beneficiaries bank in U.S.A. can only release funds.
4. Upon confirmation from the World Bank / United nations.
5. Bearers must clear bank protocol and validation request.
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NOTE: We have asked for the Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer (DIST) document to ensure the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of society while recognizing the importance of individual privacy rights. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you and take appropriate action against you for not proving the legality of the funds. The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FBI Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review.
The FBI Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) division processes these requests to check illegal activities in USA and beyond. An individual may request a copy of his or her own FBI Identification Record for personal review or to challenge information on the Record. Other reasons an individual may request a copy of his or her own Identification Record may include international adoption or to satisfy a requirement to live or work in a foreign country or receive funds from another country, i.e. Diplomatic Immunity Seal of Transfer, letter of good conduct, criminal history Background, etc.) We look forward to hearing from you. Be rest assured that your individual rights will be protected, while we ensure that you receive your funds. We are sorry for what you have gone through and we want to provide justice.
Yours Sincerely
FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III

Offline redwing7

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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2009, 02:25:15 PM »

Crazy phish schemes



Yes, but sadly there are those gullible enough to fall for these kin of things. :rolleyes:
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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2009, 02:27:45 PM »
Considering that that address is a false one bexcause I ship to all govt.agencies , you can rest assured that this is a false propaganda !
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Offline 1pLUs44

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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2009, 02:42:32 PM »
Considering that that address is a false one bexcause I ship to all govt.agencies , you can rest assured that this is a false propaganda !

isn't that .qov instead of .gov anyways? That's the only way I could notice from the E-Mails.
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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2009, 03:03:57 PM »
isn't that .qov instead of .gov anyways? That's the only way I could notice from the E-Mails.
it is a .gov There is never a .qov
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Offline trigger2

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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2009, 03:20:19 PM »
Hmm, forward it to the F.B.I., they'll nab 'em for impersinating a federal officer and fraud. Then we'll see who gets the last lol.  :x
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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2009, 04:35:18 PM »
I don't think origin data is included in a forward. You'd need to attach the entire email file as an attachment...even then, I don't think you get the "full story" anywhere but on the email server itself.
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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2009, 05:59:44 PM »
That's ok,
 The guy will not get in any real trouble, the Director of the FBI is not a federal agent, he is an appointe'. He got no creds, no gun, but a real nice car and driver!
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Re: WTF is this email?
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2009, 06:45:28 PM »
Finally and most importantly the FBI would never contact you this with this Information by EMAIL.  Unless you have been in contact with them by EMAIL before this....
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