well why use gloves when i am not using my hand....... 
One of the stations I work at has an Italian (I only mention this because the accent makes it even better) guy who is a member there. He is very vocal (I mean loud) when talking about surprises. He was telling me about his first prostate exam a couple of weeks ago. He was going crazy telling about where the docs finger went and how terrible the exam was. You should have heard him when I asked him if he had one hand on his shoulder or 2.
Every other word was the f-bomb followed by I'll kill the m-f-r
my gut hurtby the time he left.
