Lets troll him. Those questions are begging for absurd answers.
1)Your Full Name :-
Mike Hundt 2)Your Full Current Address :-
Local county jail address here 3)Phone Number & Mobile Number :-
local police non-emergency or rejection hotline 4)How old are you :-
28 5)Sex :-
Yes please 6)Are you Married :-
Can't turn a HO into a housewife! 7)How many people will be living in the apartment:-
Depends, usually just me and my 4 best squeakes, but an extra 10 or 15 peeps when I gots some flame blow for sale 8)Do you have a Pet?
4 pittbulls 9)Do you have a Car? :-
Of course, public transport be wack 10)Occupation? :-
Purveyor of expensive poontang and cheap weed 11)What is your Religion? :-
touched by his noodly appendage 12)Citizen of Which Country? :-
Canada, but with an Amsterdam state of mind 13)When are you ready to Move In? Exact Date? :-
Hoping for 07/01/09 if my good behavior release comes through, unless I get frisky in the showers again then 10/01/09 14)How Many Months are you willing to rent The Apartment? :-
Until my next probation violation 15)How many months rent can you pay upfront? Mininum ( 1month + Deposit of $650 ) or ( 2 months + deposit of $1,300 and you get 1 month free) .so which option do you prefare?Huh?
How about $500cdn and a zip of Lemon Diesel??? 16) When Are You Planning to Move Out? :
After you serve eviction papers 17) Pictures of all the Occupant that will stay in my home:
