LOL Scam...

[Furball]

I enquired about an apartment i saw advertised on craigslist: -

Hello,
 
     Warm Greetings to you and your family. My name is Jeff Mckowen the owner of the 2bedroom apartment you are making enquiring of and also want you to know that it was due to my transfer and also due to my wife's Sickness that made us to leave the apartment and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take good care of the apartment that makes me my wife and children to leave the apartment and also want to give it out for rent and looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it as we are not after the money for the rent but want the property to be kept clean all the time as it is our hard-earned property. If you are honestly interested and will  absolutely maintain my property (Taking care of it like yours) as i hope i can put my trust and confidence in you because I earlier wanted to sale the apartment but had a second thought to rather put it up for rent. Presently we are here in west Africa, our new apartment and put all my worries off concerning the maintenance of the apartment for, since i am not residing there for now.I left behind some Facilities and electonics which include the rent, and a DVD player, air conditioning, alarm system. The kitchen is fully equipped with all necessary cooking utensils, arefrigerator-freezer, four-hob and oven, microwave,dishwasher and washing machine, My Computer Connected with Internet Acess Also the keys to the apartment are right here with me, and the lease document. Which i can send to you after all necessary agreement has be accepted. Also i will like you to know that the rent charges is not really the issue,Hope you are okay with the price of $650 per month with hydro,heat laundry facilities,air condition and so on,but your absolute maintenance of my apartment is most important thing so will want you to get back to me with the Application form below.
 
Here is the apartment address :xxx note that you will be viewing the apartment from outside and the documents to the apartment are with me here in africa and It is located on a cool, quiet and safe neighbourhood. 
                              ===========  RENT APPLICATION FORM  ============
                                                      PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL
 
1)Your Full Name :-
 
2)Your Full Current Address :-
 
3)Phone Number & Mobile Number :-
 
4)How old are you :-
 
5)Sex :-
 
6)Are you Married :-
 
7)How many people will be living in the apartment:-
 
8)Do you have a Pet?
 
9)Do you have a Car? :-
 
10)Occupation? :-
 
11)What is your Religion? :-
 
12)Citizen of Which Country? :-
 
13)When are you ready to Move In? Exact Date? :-
 
14)How Many Months are you willing to rent The Apartment? :-
 
15)How many months rent can you pay upfront? Mininum ( 1month + Deposit of $650 ) or ( 2 months + deposit of $1,300 and you get 1 month free) .so which option do you prefare????
 
16) When Are You Planning to Move Out? :
 
17) Pictures of all the Occupant that will stay in my home:
 
   
Landing  22'1" x 5'10" ( 6.73m x 1.78m ) 
Reception room  17'0" x 16'0" ( 5.18m x 4.88m ) 
Kitchen  13'0" x 11'0" ( 3.96m x 3.35m ) 
Bathroom  6'10" x 5'10" ( 2.08m x 1.78m ) 
Guest WC  5'0" x 2'10" ( 1.52m x 0.86m )
 
I personally will actually come visiting you sometimes during the year as our new tenant.Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file incase of issuing the receipt in your name and contacting you.Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the keys and the documents to you,please we are giving you all this based on trust and again i want you to stick to your words,We are putting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down in this property of ours and God bless you more as you do this.
 
P S :  Please Call me right now at : xx or xxx
 
Thanks & God Bless You.

[Flipperk]

forward it to a government offical and then send him the phone # to that office and say that the person there has an offer 

[Dragon]

Sad, truly sad.

[Tec]

Lets troll him.  Those questions are begging for absurd answers.

1)Your Full Name :- Mike Hundt
 
2)Your Full Current Address :- Local county jail address here
 
3)Phone Number & Mobile Number :- local police non-emergency or rejection hotline
 
4)How old are you :- 28
 
5)Sex :- Yes please
 
6)Are you Married :- Can't turn a HO into a housewife!
 
7)How many people will be living in the apartment:- Depends, usually just me and my 4 best squeakes, but an extra 10 or 15 peeps when I gots some flame blow for sale
 
8)Do you have a Pet?  4 pittbulls
 
9)Do you have a Car? :- Of course, public transport be wack
 
10)Occupation? :- Purveyor of expensive poontang and cheap weed
 
11)What is your Religion? :- touched by his noodly appendage
 
12)Citizen of Which Country? :- Canada, but with an Amsterdam state of mind
 
13)When are you ready to Move In? Exact Date? :- Hoping for 07/01/09 if my good behavior release comes through, unless I get frisky in the showers again then 10/01/09 

14)How Many Months are you willing to rent The Apartment? :-  Until my next probation violation
 
15)How many months rent can you pay upfront? Mininum ( 1month + Deposit of $650 ) or ( 2 months + deposit of $1,300 and you get 1 month free) .so which option do you prefare?Huh? How about $500cdn and a zip of Lemon Diesel???
 
16) When Are You Planning to Move Out? :  After you serve eviction papers
 
17) Pictures of all the Occupant that will stay in my home:

[VansCrew1]

 

[Mar]

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