America, we've made it this far and are sexi as ever. I would like to thank some people
First i would like to thank our founding fathers, how the hell did yall make it work and we can't make it work in Iraq and Afghanistan. So I thank you guys
Next I would like to thank Mr. Washington, you leads us from the dark days to victory. Thanks Mr.Washington
Ftw, I would like to thank the French, thanks for helping us finish the win and breed our lovely country.
Finally, I would like to thank the British, yall had this lovely land for so long. Then get beat to hell by a bunch of "farmers". So I thank you guys.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA
