Lucifer

[pervert]

We know that Gunzo also uses the name TinTin, which used to be Zeus/Artious

ack-ack

I knew that was him lol we were having a 3v3 once in the DA and the first time he ran the whole way in a spit 1 back to his base and hid in the ack until TJ and Grizz got bored and augered/died in ack.....and then landed the kills  Then we had a 1v1 in 109s which ended in about 10 minutes of flat turning on the deck it was weird to say the least he then made a run for it when I started gaining in the turn and went over the crest of a hill trying to use the hill as cover to hide his turn back into me I then ran out of fuel  I thought he was having a laugh with me but he was all gf and <S> at the end of it

I'd like to think hes just having a laugh the alternative frame of mind is a bit scary to be honest   

[Vudak]

If snozzle=gunzo, there is already a film showing the winner fair and square...but so what?   If snozzle isn't gunzo.... so what?

Nothing, I guess.  But I'd march in there to check it out the same as I went in to watch the Mime/Lute fights long ago (I pretty much "found" the DA that night).  The two start fighting, others come in and start fighting, before you know it there's a good cluster of 1v1's to be had.  It's not about seeing who wins (I do find it interesting to see how people win).

[texastc316]

Greatest Thread Evah!!!

[Lazerr]

this thread sucks...

[TonyJoey]

this thread sucks...

You started it.

[Sonicblu]

Im guessing with the history or topgunz.  He will wear a topgunz shirt to the next conv and take it off revealing who he really is. Maybe he will post his real avatar.

Wow lots of history I wasnt around for. But this has to be one of the best threads so far.

< has hook in mouth  : (J)

[stodd]

I am finding it enjoyable, I guess im easily entertained.

[SkyRock]

Well, I give him this....this is the most I've posted in an AH thread in some time. 


To bad he doesn't want to take the show into the DA so he can slap me around in front of an audience.

[Steve]

Nothing, I guess.  But I'd march in there to check it out the same as I went in to watch the Mime/Lute fights long ago (I pretty much "found" the DA that night).  The two start fighting, others come in and start fighting, before you know it there's a good cluster of 1v1's to be had.  It's not about seeing who wins (I do find it interesting to see how people win).

Cool by me.   Personally I feel Skyrock has nothing to gain by persisting. If gunzo=snozzle, the results will probably be the same, gaining Skyrock nothing.  If gunzo isn't snozzle, and Skyrock wins, Skyrock gains nothing... he still lost fair and square to snozzle.  Either way, Skyrock will remain Skyrock, a fine fellow and skilled cartoon pileit....nothing will change.

[SkyRock]

If gunzo=snozzle, the results will probably be the same,

   Steve, are you serious?      at least you are making it more intersting....

[Masherbrum]

Cool by me.   Personally I feel Skyrock has nothing to gain by persisting. If gunzo=snozzle, the results will probably be the same, gaining Skyrock nothing.  If gunzo isn't snozzle, and Skyrock wins, Skyrock gains nothing... he still lost fair and square to snozzle.  Either way, Skyrock will remain Skyrock, a fine fellow and skilled cartoon pileit....nothing will change.

Mark is one of the few who has always been honest and stuck to his guns (no pun intended) and flown straight with me.   All he does if leave the hook with bait on it, some just cannot resist on biting down on it.   

Many late night phone chats with him, met him last year in Dayton and pretty solidified a friendship.   

[Steve]

   Steve, are you serious?      at least you are making it more intersting....

I meant that if the guy is snozzle, we know he is a capable pilot.  I watched the film Mark, he beat you fair and square.

[SkyRock]

Guys

The person who flew as Gunzo, Snozzle, and currently TinTin is not me.

Interesting thread though... Here is the way it looks from my perspective...

You could hear his engine pound as he flew across the ground
And the whistle of his prop blades as they spun round and round
He flew right through the DA, his dweeb badge on his chest
His name was Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.

Now Gunzo loved a woman, a lady pilot known as "Spiral Sue"
She only flew in the DA and drove a Mustang too
They said she was too good for him, she was young, skilled and sleek
But Gunzo managed to score there three times every week
They called him Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west

Sue said she'd like to wing with him, so Gunzo just said, "Dang"
And when he finished school one night he loaded up his 'stang
He asked if she wanted to energy fight, 'cos energy fighting is best
She said, "Gunzo I like it low and slow, don't worry about the rest."
That tickled young Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west

Now Gunzo had a rival, a handsome-looking man, who liked to fly and fight
His name was SkyRock from the Muppet Squad, and Sue was in his sight
He tempted her with his barrel rolls and the way his enemies fled 
And when Sue saw the size of his stick it very nearly turned her head

She nearly swooned at his low speed turn and fainted at the sight
Of his barrel roll and a high yo-yo every night
Gunzo knew that once Sue saw SkyRock’s fancy turn, he would have his wicked way
And all Gunzo had to offer was a quick kill every day
Poor Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.

One night Gunzo saw SkyRock and Sue flying finger four
It drove him mad, but they did look good, which irked him even more
As he got to the Officer’s Club his hot blood flowed so quick
He dashed across to SkyRock’s Hog and gave it a mighty kick
Bad Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.

Now Gunzo rushed to the DA, his throttle in his hand
He said, "If you want to marry Sue you’ll fight for her like a man!"
"Oh why don't we race F6F’s for her?" SkyRock sneeringly replied
"And just to make it interesting we'll have a small bet on the side."

SkyRock added, “I think I’ll raise the stakes now that we’ve come this far”
“If I can beat you in my Hog you must tell us who you are”
“You’re not allowed to climb at all, your style is such a bore” 
“And if by chance I should lose, I won’t fly at all next tour”

Gunzo dragged SkyRock from his plane, beneath the blazing sun
They stood there face to face, and SkyRock went for his gun
But Gunzo was too quick, things didn't go the way SkyRock planned
'Cause Gunzo threw his throttle and sent the gun spinning from SkyRock's hand.

Now Sue she ran between them, and tried to keep them apart
but as Gunzo pushed her to one side, SkyRock kicked him in the heart
As Gunzo looked up in pained surprise, with anger and disgust 
SkyRock’s toy Hog hit him in the eye and Gunzo bit the dust.
Poor Gunzo... and he flew the fastest Mustang in the west.

Gunzo was only twenty-two, he didn't want to die
And now he's culling baby seals in that Main Arena in the sky
Where the enemy are angels and the squeakers are all banned
And a pilot’s life is full of fun in that happy dweeb free land

But a woman's needs are many-fold, so Sue married SkyRock instead.
but odd things happened on their wedding night as they lay in their bed.
Was that the trees a-rustling, or the sound of the wind at his tail?
Or Gunzo’s ghostly stall horn rumbling up from hell.

They won't forget Gunzo... he flew the fastest Mustang in the west!

Badboy

nice poem snozzle.

[SkyRock]

I meant that if the guy is snozzle, we know he is a capable pilot.  I watched the film Mark, he beat you fair and square.

well, you predicted the same outcome......  I am guessing, predicting even..... a different outcome....and, since I have fought snozzle more than 4 times...maybe more than 40..... I would be willing to bet my account for 6 months that he could not beat me two out of three right now.....

[SlapShot]

well, you predicted the same outcome......  I am guessing, predicting even..... a different outcome....and, since I have fought snozzle more than 4 times...maybe more than 40..... I would be willing to bet my account for 6 months that he could not beat me two out of three right now.....

Cigarettes are enough for the time being ...