You're picking the wrong day to poke the bear.
First reaction was to laugh out loud.
Second thought was what exactly was going on in the HTC office? Total mayhem? Lord of the Flies? Cookoo's Nest? Programmers huddled in the fetal position as HiTech lashes them?
You'all really need a web cam. Or maybe a 'Making of ..." video.
Tell the bear that this is all in fun.