How about bears? I mean, this is Western Europe. Something that would randomly attack Jeep, M3, Wirble and Ostie Drivers. And let's not settle for a regular teddybear, let's upgrade it to Grizzly Bear!
Quote From Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_Bear"The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis), also known as the silvertip bear, is a subspecies of brown bear (Ursus arctos) that lives in the uplands of western North America.
Grizzlies are normally solitary active animals, but in coastal areas the grizzly congregates alongside streams, lakes, rivers, and ponds during the salmon spawn. Every other year, females (sows) produce one to four young (commonly two) which are small and weigh only about 500 grams (one pound). A sow is protective of her offspring and will attack if she thinks she or her cubs are threatened."
Now, you know how scared motorized vehicles make Mama Bear.
You would get the notice "You have been eaten"
After it returns to its den, it's kills would be posted: Grizzly Bear got 5 meals
How do you like that?
-Penguin