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Offline usvi

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2009, 04:08:34 AM »
Squeaker  Hey lynx are you Australian?

me  No I bought a mic with a British accent converter.

Sq  Really?

me Yer it's got phrases with it... listen.  Bloody hell <pause> bloody hell <pause> Core blimey mate <pause>  Ello Marry Popins.

Sq  That's so cool

me   :rofl


That's a classic!  :aok
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Offline bmwgs

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2009, 04:27:28 AM »
I heard a guy one nite, sounded like in his 30s asking permission to take off from such and such runway. He was told no several times, that "the pattern was full". He sat there for quite awhile before he caught on and just took off.  :rofl

This one is about as good as the "Hey Joe, Fill er up" story for those that remembers.   :rofl

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2009, 08:13:24 AM »
I heard a guy one nite, sounded like in his 30s asking permission to take off from such and such runway. He was told no several times, that "the pattern was full". He sat there for quite awhile before he caught on and just took off.  :rofl

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2009, 09:41:35 AM »


Yeah Ahh know boy...ittttt cooommmpppuuuttteeesss
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Offline smokey23

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2009, 11:45:44 AM »
Squeaker  Hey lynx are you Australian?

me  No I bought a mic with a British accent converter.

Sq  Really?

me Yer it's got phrases with it... listen.  Bloody hell <pause> bloody hell <pause> Core blimey mate <pause>  Ello Marry Popins.

Sq  That's so cool

me   :rofl

 




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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2009, 12:07:05 AM »
O.k. I got the engine to start, what do I do next?

If there's no red or green dots here is it o.k. to drop bombs?

I don't know where to drive to can I follow you?  In which they do, and park next to you and leave engine running, ( tanks ).

Who do I shoot at those in green or red?


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Offline Erkel

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2009, 12:17:30 AM »
Aside from the really annoying ones, ya gotta love their enthusiasm and cant help but smile at their innocent naivety while they have fun the way kids should.  Remember guys, none of us were born with all the knowledge of the universe already planted in our brains.  

Think back, for alot of you, it really wasn't so long ago that your shoe size was the same as theirs, and honestly, were your really that different?

However, I still often find myself typing .squelch <squeaker> and thank the Gods they stay on squad channel more than range.
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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2009, 12:29:26 AM »
Mayday!  Mayday!  I'm hit!  I'm going down! :lol

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2009, 12:35:27 AM »
Lol

thank god for squeltch  :aok
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Offline Eagleclaw

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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2009, 12:45:32 AM »
Y'know  new people will ask a lot of questions, they wanna get good, but what happens if they just get on your nerves????
I always tell them to go to the Training arena or offline arena and get good, once they are DECENT.... You stop getting questions like, how do i start my vehicle?
How do i join a squad?
How do i calibrate my bomb sights?
How do I shoot down a plane?.... I've heard that one
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Re: Squeekers
« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2009, 10:57:47 AM »
Hey Davj everyone knows the flare is the first shot from your 45.

Russheim is Bish Rescue Captain & organizes the search & rescue missions for all the noobs.

I think some of them are still waiting for Russ to get close enough so they can fire their flares.

Sometimes the flares are with their parachute & the panic when they lose their chute is worth the price of admission alone
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