A circus travels to a small outback comunity full of very unworldly people who are not even likely to know what most of the circus animals really are. The day before their first show one of their elephants escapes. Reports are sent out around town to be on the look out for an escaped elephant but as no one knew what an elephant was no reports were made. Later that day the local police got a phone call from an old lady saying there is something strange in her backyard. The police man asks "What does it look like?" to which the old lady replies, "Its as big as my house and its grey.". Thats an elephant replies the police officer. The old lady says "I don't give a watermelon what it is but its picking up my cabbages with its tail and stuffing them up its arse.".
