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Offline Treize69

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2009, 07:20:37 PM »
"Having devoured all the food in Africa, I now must swim to another continent to continue my worldwide rampage of gluttony and misery. All without losing my hat."
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Offline DJ111

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2009, 07:23:02 PM »
"Jaba wookie solo....Ho..Ho...Ho...Ho..."
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Offline Ack-Ack

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2009, 07:24:27 PM »
Caption #1:  "Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."

Caption #2:  "I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap."


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Offline Enker

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2009, 07:26:40 PM »
"Moobs!"
"Never a good thing."
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Offline Widewing

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2009, 07:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Ack-Ack on August 23, 2009, 07:24:27 PM
Caption #1:  "Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead."

Caption #2:  "I'm Dead Sexy. You Are Crap."


ack-ack

That reminds me of an old Bob Hope joke...

"You know that you're too fat when you get a shoe shine, and you have to take the guy's word for it."


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Offline shppr01

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2009, 08:36:35 PM »
# 1 How did you get my pic?
With that said here it is
Shamoo reincarnated !!
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Offline DYNAMITE

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2009, 09:08:59 PM »
It's Wednesday babe time?  I thought it was Sunday-
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2009, 09:25:35 PM »


 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline SPKmes

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2009, 09:29:28 PM »
Far out...it looks like he's eaten somebody from that profile.
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Offline Selino631

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2009, 11:29:27 PM »
Quote from: DJ111 on August 23, 2009, 07:23:02 PM
"Jaba wookie solo....Ho..Ho...Ho...Ho..."
hahahaha greedo  :rofl
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Offline Saxman

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2009, 11:35:34 PM »
Jay Sherman on vacation.

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Offline 68Hawk

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2009, 02:30:15 AM »
How about just:  "Weak Stomach Alert!"

I think that was perfect from the beginning.
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2009, 02:53:27 AM »
Free Willy!
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2009, 02:55:38 AM »
Widewing on hurricane tour. A 3 ton orca whale. A friendship you could never imagine. An adventure you'll never forget.

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Offline texastc316

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Re: Weak stomach alert: Photo in need of a caption...
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2009, 03:29:58 AM »
"you got to keep the blow hole open, get a wet towel over him, and gently get him back in the surf."

"your gonna need a bigger boat"

"seconds before the eclipse"

"bear!!!!"

"should have seen the one that got away"

"next time, on Whale Wars...."
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