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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 09:28:22 PM »
If you are referring to the thinning of the air and plants ability to grow.  Once agiane, there is NO correlation at all.  It has to do with how planes evolved and adapt to the environment. 

No kidding.  Ever notice it gets colder the further north you go?
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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2009, 10:04:26 PM »
Yea.
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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2009, 10:32:50 PM »
When I was a teenager living in Avenel,NJ ,we used to go hang out and drink beer at a cemetary in Woodbridge.

Our favorite spot in the cemetary was at the tombstone of Zebulon Pike.

On the "kids say the darndest things" side: I read my 4 year old to sleep one night. When I went in to wake him in the morning, his response was, "wow, that was a quick night!"

1Boner -

That reminds me of something I've experienced but most people I talk to never have.  Hasn't happened to me since I was a kid, usually when my family was traveling and I was trying to sleep in an unfamiliar bed.  I'd lay awake for a while, then I'd blink - and it would literally be the next morning.  It felt like (to me) like I never slept at all.  Your son may have experienced something like that.  I'm tempted to google it...  Actually I just googled 'blink sleep' and nothing came up.

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« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2009, 04:42:02 AM »
I loved my time spent at Philmont.  I litterally have a dozen other great stories from my time spent there.  The skies up there are SO clear that you can see satellites move across the sky.  I never KNEW there were so many stars.


Three quick Philmont stories from when I went hiking there as a Scout.



When you arrive at Philmont, and before they let you go hike, one of the resident staff members will give your group a little talk and go over basic safety rules, etc, etc.

It is normal for them to take somebodies pack and go through what they brought with them and say what is good, what is bad, what they need, etc, etc.

In the group RIGHT next to ours the staff member had one of the fathers packs out and was going over its contents.  One of the last things he pulled from the guys pack was a Linda Love Doll. 

When asked by the staff member what the HECK that was the guy replied "That is my drop cloth".






A couple scouts from my troop went off in the woods to smoke a joint.  They ran across a freshly killed male Elk.  The blood was still warm it was so recently killed.  For reasons unknown these two decided they just HAD to have the antlers so they grabed the antlers and  twisted the Elks head off.

About this time the bear that had killed the Elk, who was off in the bushes watching them, decided it didn't like them taking its kills head and came out of the bushes pissed.

Flash to me and everybody else sitting at the campsite and hearing yelling.  Looking up we see these two scouts come running out of the woods holding a bloody Elks head by the antlers shouting "BEAR!  BEAR! BEAR" and went flying past us.  Not that far behind them came the black bear loping along and making angry bear noises.

Several of the adults shouted to the boys to just drop the damn head which they finally did.  The bear stopped where the head had fallen, sniffed it a few times and headed back into the woods.

Those two scouts carried those antlers for the next week only to have them taken from them at the end of the hike.  You are not allowed to take antlers out of Philmont.  I imagine they are on that huge archway of antlers at the entrance.
(I tried to find a pic. of that archway on Google.  Did they take it down?  It's been 20yrs since i've been there)






I was out late one night to take a leak.  I walked a bit from the campsite and relieved myself on a tree.  I heard a scraping sound and held still looking about.  After a few min. I finally saw a bear climbing a nearby tree.  The tree was right next to our Bear Bag and this bear climbed a good 10-15' higher than the bag which was around 20' off the ground. 

A Bear Bag, for those that don't know, is a bag that you fill up with anything "smelly" that might attract a bear.  You then string it up on a rope between two trees so it hangs there between the trees and the bear can't reach it.

So as I am standing there watching this bear climb and it finally stops.  It sat there for a min. and then it LAUNCHES itself from the tree and tried to grab our Bear Bag on the way down.  It missed and landed which a very large thwacking crunchy kinda nose. 

I thought the bear MUST be dead.  Nope, only stunned.  After a min. the bear raised up, shook itself, and walked off into the woods.

One of the more bizarre things I have ever witnessed.


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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2009, 06:14:27 PM »
Oakranger,

So how did planes evolve? Did they fly out of the ocean fully formed or merely taxi out then grow wings later on? On which continent did the planes evolve and do we have to refer to them as native planes if they are still found there? What was Darwin's take on the evolution of planes, was it survival of the flightiest or highest mating flights?
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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2009, 06:49:14 PM »
Hehe... then we were in the same area at the same time.  We were at Philmont Scout Ranch in Cimarron for a week.  Anyway... I wasnt sure if it was the thin air, the cold, or the combination of both.  Just seemed like the best answer to give him at the time.  

Philmont, hooah to you good sir!   :salute

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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2009, 10:56:21 PM »
I was out late one night to take a leak.  I walked a bit from the campsite and relieved myself on a tree.  I heard a scraping sound and held still looking about.  After a few min. I finally saw a bear climbing a nearby tree.  The tree was right next to our Bear Bag and this bear climbed a good 10-15' higher than the bag which was around 20' off the ground. 

A Bear Bag, for those that don't know, is a bag that you fill up with anything "smelly" that might attract a bear.  You then string it up on a rope between two trees so it hangs there between the trees and the bear can't reach it.

So as I am standing there watching this bear climb and it finally stops.  It sat there for a min. and then it LAUNCHES itself from the tree and tried to grab our Bear Bag on the way down.  It missed and landed which a very large thwacking crunchy kinda nose. 

I thought the bear MUST be dead.  Nope, only stunned.  After a min. the bear raised up, shook itself, and walked off into the woods.

One of the more bizarre things I have ever witnessed.


Thats funny



Oakranger,

So how did planes evolve? Did they fly out of the ocean fully formed or merely taxi out then grow wings later on? On which continent did the planes evolve and do we have to refer to them as native planes if they are still found there? What was Darwin's take on the evolution of planes, was it survival of the flightiest or highest mating flights?
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Read Darwin book "On the Origin of Species".  I am not going to wast my time trying to explained the topic of evolution of plants.  especially to somebody who doesn't believe in evolution.
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Re: The Wisdom of an 11 year old
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2009, 11:39:31 PM »
Seriously guy, I know it's just the internet and a stupid gaming forum, but would it kill you to spell check or look at the screen occasionally? Your posts are almost painful to read.
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