Comrade Broovski was out on patrol in his state of the art Lavochkin fighter, when he came across what looked like two persons making out in a red barn. As he flew closer to get a better view (as most curious types would) he saw that it was none other than Herr Kermit and his secret mistress Betty Boop.
Strafing them down like the no good fascists they are would have been rather merciless. He wanted to see the whites of their eyes and to make sure they were stone dead, he bailed out nearby.
Hearing the roar of a Russian engine Herr Kermit quickly pulled up his trousers and ran headlong towards the parachute with luger in hand. Comrade Broovski was far too quick for him on the draw and put many rounds into his chest. He fell like a sack of potatoes and murmured "heil hitler!" with his dying breath. Betty was now alone and afraid. To make sure there wasn't any illegitimate offspring Comrade Broovski had to finish the job. Using the cover of the forest he edged closer to his target and finished her off with his remaining rounds.
Let the Iron curtain Begin........
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