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Offline Nemisis

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My idiot brother and I....
« on: September 25, 2009, 11:26:23 PM »
Ok, so my brother just randomly throws his hunting knife at his big chair shaped pillow repeatedly. He said "check this out!!!" and did it again. I tried and my wave went in, and then we kept throwing out knives at it. Then I proceded to stab it repetadly. When I was pulling it out, there was a big tear in it. then he comes up and slices it, and I stab it, pull up, and we basicly cut the front off. The sad thing is we know enough to know that it's stupid. OMG were stupid. And if I'm that dumb then you're all screwed...
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Offline StokesAk

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 11:45:59 PM »
My brother is outside lighting all kinds of stuff on fire all the time.
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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 11:51:46 PM »
My friends computer was going slow so we dropped it from a 2 story house, ran it over with his moms truck, then put liquor (His dad kept a good Vodka bottle in his closet) all over it and set it fire. We then proceeded to smashing it to bits with his steel bat, and his father came out with his lawn mower and went over it a couple times, the lawnmower broke  :(. End result, a $1200 computer bites to dust. He owns a ranch, we can do just about anything.  :D
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Offline Cougar68

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 12:35:58 AM »
"It's all fun and games until someone gets halved."

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2009, 12:39:13 AM »
What?
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Offline 68Wooley

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2009, 01:04:18 AM »
A joke's not a joke until its gone too far.
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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 01:19:15 AM »
Betcha you really impressed ol mom and dad  :O
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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 05:20:52 AM »
Needz moar rokit lawnchairs
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Offline Dadsguns

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 07:24:28 AM »
There has to be some really proud parents out there somehwere.....
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Offline kamori

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2009, 07:48:24 AM »
Before paintball....We had BB gun fights  3 pump limit...Goggles...T-Shirts...Lots of fun...a little pain

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2009, 09:22:51 AM »
Quote from: kamori on September 26, 2009, 07:48:24 AM
Before paintball....We had BB gun fights  3 pump limit...Goggles...T-Shirts...Lots of fun...a little pain

Kam
LOL...fun times. You forgot no face shots. National pastime of youths since the red ryder.
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Offline kamori

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2009, 09:52:59 AM »
Quote from: gyrene81 on September 26, 2009, 09:22:51 AM
LOL...fun times. You forgot no face shots. National pastime of youths since the red ryder.

Yeah  NO FACE SHOTS.....Now we carry 30-06's , 300's..so a bit has changed...LOL

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2009, 11:12:05 AM »
Quote from: kamori on September 26, 2009, 09:52:59 AM
Yeah  NO FACE SHOTS.....Now we carry 30-06's , 300's..so a bit has changed...LOL

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2009, 12:26:00 PM »
Quote from: SIK1 on September 26, 2009, 11:12:05 AM
Tough neighborhood.

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Re: My idiot brother and I....
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2009, 12:52:06 PM »
Quote from: FYB on September 25, 2009, 11:51:46 PM
...moms truck, then put liquor (His dad kept a good Vodka bottle in his closet) all over it and set it fire...

Wasting good Vodka, you are a moron.  :O


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