Remember what the french did to Polynesia.
Pirates : Look a cargo freighter, we go on board and hold them up with our 38 year old ex Soviet poorly maintained AK47's and rusty machetes. Hey look a search light............ohhhhhhh craaaaaaaaaap
"COPS THEME MUSIC"
French: Halt la mother beyotches "chatunk" 5 incher loaded commander. It would be in youre best intrez's if you don't move "we".
Ands over ze heads

Coolest bust EVER