A Great CLEAN Joke

[kamori]

 


Indian with One Testicle-This is too funny! -


 

Now, Follow This Closely........... 

 




 

The Indian With One Testicle

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle

and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that

name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally

cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called

him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'   He

jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into

the forest where he made love to her all day and

all night. He made love to her all the next day,

until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what

he promised he would do. Years went by and no

one dared call him by his given name until A woman

named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being

away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was

overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him

and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

then he made love to her all day, made love to her all

night, made love to her all the next day, made love to

her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!


 


 


 


 

Why ???


 


 


 


 

OH, come on.... take a guess !!!


 


 


 


 

Think about it !!!


 


 


 


 

You're going to love this !!!


 


 


 


 

Everyone knows...


 

You can't kill Two Birds


 

with OneStone!!!

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[DaCoon]

What did the instructor at the Kamakazi pilot school say to his students?












                     Watch closely, I'm only gonna do this once.

[RightF00T]

LMFAO.....I've got one that is highly cruel but a good one...let me see if I can find it.

[EskimoJoe]

 

[Spikes]

That is pretty good

[slimmer]

 

[Regular]

Why did Mickey Mouse break up with Minnie Mouse?

Because shes F******* Goofy.

[allaire]

¿Clean joke?

[Rondar]

A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend at the salon about her problem, and the brunette suggests she take the car to a mechanic friend of hers, who will turn the meter back by 200,000 miles.

The blonde thinks this is a sound suggestion and does so.

About a month later, the brunette sees her blonde girlfriend in a store and says, "Did you ever sell your car?"

"No," says the blonde. "Why should I? It's only got 50,000 miles on it."

[mechanic]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general.. and all in the name of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise and the blonde yells:

'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your lap!'

[Clone155]

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Tasmania.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general.. and all in the name of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise and the blonde yells:

'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little sh*t on your lap!'

 

[StokesAk]