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Offline Getback

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Lost my remote!
« on: October 30, 2009, 07:32:31 AM »
Lost my remote to my tuner! That is just an awful feeling. Couldn't sleep or eat. Couldn't concentrate on game play or my CPA studies. Looked on the couch, not there, looked in the chair, not there either. Checked in the kitchen, the bathroom, bedroom, computer room no luck. Some one stole it I know they did. Some really evil people out there. Just real evil! Did I throw it away by accident?! Dug through that greasy messy trash can 2x. Did I put it in the car, nope. No I don't know why I would take it the car. All I know is I once found a shoe in the freezer. Double checked the couch, between the cushions. Picked up heavy couch and not under it either. Rechecked the chair, nope. Checked the couch again too. Nope. How the heck do you turn on the tuner without the remote and then there is the volume adjustment.

When all seemed lost, I decided to go out for a nice fresh diet cola and drink my troubles away and then and then, somehow, some way, that rascal was wrapped in my sweat shirt. Peace!

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Offline Viperius

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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 07:38:49 AM »
Boy do I have the solution for your problem:


Offline allaire

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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 07:43:39 AM »
Then your kids just lose it for you.
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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 03:05:02 PM »
Your Philips?  :O  Yeah, that would truly suck to lose it.
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Offline Curlew

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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 03:47:21 PM »
Boy do I have the solution for your problem:

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:rofl you think i can get one for me wallet, keys, and cell phone as well?
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 03:50:55 PM »
Get a long stick :)
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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 03:51:12 PM »
:rofl you think i can get one for me wallet, keys, and cell phone as well?

just don't go swimming with that lot.
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Offline Dadsguns

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Re: Lost my remote!
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2009, 11:01:38 AM »
I know the feeling, my wife is notorious for walking off with the remote and setting it somewhere in another room, upstairs, etc.  and I absolutely refuse to search for it.  I just bug the crap out of her and blame it all on her that its missing and in no time at all - voila' the remote makes it home to daddy.   :lol


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